THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva
I hate x reader fanfiction. I would not act like that
they should invent a way to hug your online friends who live so so far away
webtoon commenter: oh my gods i love my gaybies SO MUCH webtoon is my life T_T (EDIT: ty for all the upvotes aaaa this is my first top comment i- 👁️👄👁️)
deep-sea snailfish in the mariana trench: *moves one inch*
they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer
what would it look like
like this maybe
[Rings a tiny silver bell] Jeeves, bring me my boxes of illegal documents, you know I can't enjoy a bath without my several boxes of illegal documents.
when youre 14 you read those posts that are like “nobody who is 14 is cool” and you go sure but I’M cool. and then later you grow up and find out that you were not cool. nobody was cool when they were 14. btw this cycle will repeat forever
you shouldnt feel bad if youre 14 and uncool. thats part of being 14. express your uncoolness while you still can
If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work
worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss
guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:
fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
lets frollick like the chernobyl radioactive dogs Okay?
hundreds of radioactive puppies
hey, don't cry. hundreds of radioactive puppies, ok?
