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thep0pularnobody

How to tell if the Signs like you

*Use Sun or Venus*
Aries: They will act confident, trying to impress you by bragging about themselves and showing off. They may also be the type to just come up and tell you.
Taurus: They try to act subtle about it. You may catch them constantly being in the same place as you since they want to be as close to you as they can.
Gemini: They will flirt and try to charm you with words. You may also find them constantly doing everything they can to just talk to you.
Cancer: These people are the type to be very loving and shy around someone they like. If they want to introduce you to their family, there's almost no doubt that they have a thing for you.
Leo: They will do anything they can to get your attention, whether it's showing off, giving you compliments, or even just being near you.
Virgo: It's a little hard to tell with these guys, but they tend to tease the people they like. So if they're lightly teasing you or joking around with you, it may be a sign.
Libra: These guys are nearly impossible to tell if they like you since they tend to flirt with a number of people. However, they may flirt with you in a way that makes you feel special, because they want you to know that you are.
Scorpio: They will stare a LOT. Also, if they trust you with their personal life and emotions (since it can all be pretty intense), it's a clear sign.
Sagittarius: They will try to make you laugh and will want to invite you out on any crazy adventure they have planned. They'll want to have fun with you and make memories.
Capricorn: These guys are probably the hardest to tell, since they're so composed. They may pretend that they don't even like you at all. However, they're busy people, and if it seems like they make time for you, then they probably like you.
Aquarius: They're also incredibly difficult to figure out. They're detached and may even ignore you on purpose just to tease you a bit. Although, if they constantly invite you to social events or to hang out with them, it's a sign.
Pisces: They're die hard romantics. They may be shy around you, but they'll still try to be around you. They may also be the type to drop anonymous love letters in your locker or at your desk.
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topshotpicks

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

how women actually are

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ginjaninja3716

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

mother fuckin macys sale

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writebastard

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

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mrs-jamie-wellerstein

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

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28thofoctober
Anonymous asked:

Riding dick isn't easy but I suck it up and try and ride the shit out of a niggas dick

kngshxt-deactivated20180831 answered:

IM TIRED OF YALL COMPLAININ BOUT RIDING DICK. YOU THINK FUCKIN YALL IS EASY? YOU THINK MY STROKE GAME BECAME THIS GREAT ON ACCIDENT? FUCKIN YALL IS LIKE BASIC TRAININ FOR THE MILITARY. I GOTTA BE ABLE TO HOLD MY SELF UP HELLA LONG. EVERY SECOND FEEL LIKE 10 PUSHUPS. YOU EVER PICK A GIRL UP AND FUCK HER LIKE THAT? THATS HELLA DUMB BELL CURLS. WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU CATCH THAT PERFECT STROKE RHYTHM BUT YOU GET CRAMPS IN BOTH LEGS BUT PUT THE TEAM ON YA BACK AND KEEP GOIN??? THEN I FUCK YOU FROM THE BACK AND GOTTA CHASE U UP AND DOWN THE BED CAUSE YOU SCOOTIN AWAY LIKE YOU WASNT JUST TALMBOUT U COULD TAKE THE WHOLE DICK. IM FINNA DISLOCATE MY HIPS AND SPINE HITTIN U WIT THESE A1 STROKES. I AINT EVEN BOUT TO MENTION THE TYPA TONGUE CRAMPS AND LOCK JAW U GET EATIN PUSSY FOR 45 MINUTES OR THE MENTAL FORTITUDE IT TAKE TO KEEP YA DICK PRESSURE HIGH ENOUGH TO FUCK YOU GOOD BUT LOW ENOUGH TO NOT NUT. THEN YALL WANNA BE MAKIN SEXY FACES CALLIN ME DADDY N PAPI N SHIT. I SICK OF THIS!!

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Lmao omfg

…. Bruh

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lordcegra

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

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internetlaureate

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

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Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

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We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

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Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

ARE YOU SERIOUS

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

You dont get this post do you? Lol

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epicdoubletap

The comments are priceless.

So many people being clueless.

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Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

Holy fuck man not you too

killzombieseatbacon

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

Pure comedy gold.

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bigboss-smallpond

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

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yes-this-is-not-ok

I forgot about this awesomeness!! 

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sailingthesatanic

Wow. Just. Wow.