PEPE SILVIA
hang on I gotta post something two weeks late and in poor taste
The fact that this joke is from the very first episode (which aired in January 1997) is messing with me.
They saw an opportunity and, by god, they fucking took it.
Wolverine Facts By Dan Schkade
baristas deserve 100 dollars per hour
there's a whole culture of mostly white women whose entire personality is "Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee or ill kill you" and a barista's job is to deal with those people before they've had their coffee
Lori Williams | Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! | 1965
“If God listened to a word ma said, I’d be living in a mansion with a handsome millionaire and gorgeous kids. She forgot to say married?”
Fran Drescher as Fran Fine in THE NANNY (1993-1999)
A “colossal squid” that attacked a ship. Drawing by Pierre Denys-Montfort, 1801, engraved by Étienne Claude Voysard, 1804
Source: biodiversitylibrary.org
Damn babe that’s crazy *continues to butter my biscuit*
