Well there goes the rest of my life.
Make Hogwarts great again. Dolores Trumpbridge for headmaster.
I just want someone to run away with me. I want someone who would be willing to drive to the next state or next country and not look back. I want someone who will stay up until 3 AM and sit on the dock with me and wear black converse and be poetic and cry with me and laugh with me and love me, I want someone I can be me around, because I haven't been me in a long time and I miss the me I am.
tv show: no one is safe
me, an intellectual: the white guy is gonna survive
date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby
Thinking about the future but just picturing sadness and nothing good really sucks
Excerpt of a book I’ll never write (via 500lettersforyou)
Why did the duck get arrested
He was on quack
Even in death you cannot respect a woman enough to use her name. How disgusting.
Jesus fucking Christ. She was a real life WARRIOR and the only thing these people value is her physical aesthetic. You have got to be fucking kidding me.
I cannot fucking believe this, she was a 19-year-old Kurdish woman with a name. NINETEEN-fucking-years-old and she led an all-female battalion against known ISIS groups in Syria, and they comment on her appearance before her rank, her age and don’t even use her fucking name? RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.
So disrespectful.
RIP Asia Ramazan Antar, you will be remembered.
Time of the Month
Eggs: Ovulated
Uterus: Fluffed
Sperm: Nonexistent
my lining is forcibly removed from my uterine walls
boys: girls only care about make up and selfies
girl: meme
boys: holy moly!!!!!!!!
ma'am,
NEW HOBBY: Turning neighbors into sims
delete it lmfao
This really turned my day around





