Domani and Olbric from Sex Wizards by Alethea Faust

Sex Wizards is so much better than it has any right to be and is the queerest series you will ever read. 

It has: positive sex worker representation, safe, sane, and consensual kink, characters age 22 - 50, body, gender, and racial diversity, panty melting spice, femdom, lots of butt stuff, beefy muscular submissive boys, monsterfucking, epic fantasy, and yes, that’s a magic buttplug. I cannot recommend it enough. 

Olbric’s arc as a genderfluid pain slut with religious trauma spoke to me for obvious reasons. It was so refreshing to read something where problems are solved with empathy, kindness and kinky sex rather than the typical violence found in epic fantasy. 

But did I really need to say more than kink based magic system? Fuck Gryffindor, I want to be a Sex Wizard! 

PS if you look closely, the “flower” cutout in the window is just three butt plugs

I heard on the news about this dangerous new Tik Tok trend where teenagers are killing their sensei in a duel just to test their power

BARBENHEIMER (2023)

(If you have more than one pet, pick the most sinful)

(This is also a thinly veiled request for you to tell me about your pets)

This is the dog who inspired this post btw. His name is Magnus and he's never eaten before in his entire life (please give him your sandwich)

Northern Lit Casey Weldon

Hi all, after three years I’m finally back with a new vid!

Title: NO Song Artist: Meghan Trainor Fandom: John Wick 1 and 2 Character: John Wick Length: 03:36 Warnings: Lots of violence and gore. However, no animal harm is depicted or implied. Vid Summary: No means no.

A downloadable version of this vid can be found HERE.

Slightly Triggery Vidder’s Notes. Read with Caution: I have Serious Thoughts about how nice it would be if all women felt safe enough to say “NO” the way that Meghan Trainor does, and also about how I read the John Wick movies as rape revenge fantasies, but mostly I made this vid because I find the song/source juxtaposition to be hilarious. Whether anyone shares my sense of humor remains to be seen. Thanks go out to franzeska, puckling, and seperis who provided assistance/enthusiasm at pivotal moments.

Teen trends today are designed to make an 80s nerd furious with envy.

This was not the Dracula lore drop I was expecting today.

in tears over this

password: flint

Man or a Monster - Captain Flint - Black Sails They took everything from us, and then they called me a monster.

Warnings for graphic depictions of violence (guns, swords, blood) and major character death. Also on AO3.

pussy so german expressionistic it got me walking down this black and white spiral staircase into a matte painting of an oddly jagged cityscape while i hunch over dressed in dance tights

Hello Tumblr people.

Ok, firstly WE ARE FINE. WE ARE GOING TO BE 100% OK.

But also, my wife had a minor stroke, completely out of the blue, a few weeks ago. Again- We're ok! She was back to work within like 4 days and half of that was weekend. Our 5 year old didn't even have time to worry about it.

And while I do NOT need donations because I have like a nice little middle class career and everything...the hospital bills are rolling in and we owe like $600 for the ambulance because it was "out of network" and we live in a garbage country. I mean. Could be worse. I've had worse ambulance bills. But we are gonna be running full force into our in and out of network deductibles in the second month of the year once the overnight hospital stay bills and imaging bills roll in.

So, if you were ever inclined to download Secondhand Origin Stories, which is FREE and YOU CAN STILL DOWNLOAD FOR FREE WITH A COMPLETELY FREE CONSCIENCE (I can set it to any payment I want. I have chosen not to), well, then people kicking me $2 for a whole novel has helped me before. As does recommending my book to other people. Even if they don't pay me, every download makes me happy because ultimately I write in order to be read.

So, here it is

You can get it in ebook form right this moment right here.

As an added bonus you will recognize these goobers when I talk about them when I do WIP ask games and stuff while editing book 2 in the series.

Please enjoy and tell other people if you liked it!

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

is that, a little mouth right on the end?

take a closer look at that snout!

(yes yes it is)

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

mantras for a new generation

Take My Revolution — a Steven Universe fanvid

Part one of an ongoing project! Cross-posted on AO3.