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Such a psychopath

@itllbealrightmaybe

Hey, don't worry... it'll be alright... I'm here

Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail and I don’t know how I feel about it 😂

Oh listen I know this is very very sweet because again Husband is rocks for brain bubble man. It is hilarious to me because the list has things like

“Favorite ice cream: butter pecan. I married a little old lady.”

“Favorite Ben and Jerry’s (this is different then regular ice cream) Phish Food. Has no idea who Phish is just thinks the chocolate fish are neat”

And I feel exposed.

“Favorite flower: orchid or lily, but she can have neither because our cats are stupid demon babies spat out from hell who will eat them and perish. She would prefer chicken nuggets anyways.”

“Favorite donut: old fashioned, for breaking in half and sharing with with the dog.”

“Favorite coffee: iced. Do not offer hot coffee under any circumstance. The only hot beverage allowed is hot coco and the yearly white chocolate peppermint mocha”

Okay I don’t need to be called out like this.

the mortifying ordeal of being married.

Stop it this is hilarious

You know the whole reason why I haven’t left Tumblr after all these years is because this site is so introvert friendly.

I don’t have the attention span or much less the strength to keep up with Discord conventions (bc apparently fandom is more in Discord these days?? I am not a talkative person to even take part in a group chat *shivers*) or follow with whatever’s going down on Twitter.

I can come on here, make a post into the void and reblog a bunch of posts then ramble in the tags. It’s great. You don’t have to be a person here, you can be a faceless blog and have a grand old time.

Yes

OH GOD YES

The idea of fandom stuff moving over to discord makes my skin crawl, I won’t lie. Do you remember about 10 years back when people on tumblr tried to make Tumblr Groups where they would make people apply to be a part of the group and get approved and then once you were approved you were allowed to put in your bio that you were a member of XYZ Shippers #4819 or some crap? And that tanked after about twelve seconds. That’s what fandom on discord servers feels like to me, but ramped up. Because here on tumblr no one has their finger on a button that can boot another fan out for petty crap. We can cultivate our experiences with tagging and blocking and blacklists. A discord server is entirely at the whims of the server owner.

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Imagine being such a good actor that you can act without hardly any lines:

Imagine being such a good actor that you can convince an audience you hate dogs:

Imagine being such a good actor that you launch a cinematic universe:

Imagine being such a good actor that you act through your pain to give the world what it needs (RIP):

Imagine being such a good actor that you get to be not just one superhero (falcon) but two (captain america) at the same time:

Imagine being such a good actress that you disappear behind the character:

Imagine being such a good actress that even when you are acting vulnerable you are showing strength and dignity:

Imagine being such a good actress that people forget about your famous sisters because of how well you capture the audience:

Imagine being such a good actress that everyone loves to quote your character because of her loyalty and devotion to her king and country:

Imagine being such a good actor that you get your own spinoff:

If you have any editions, let me know. P.S: I now have to start reblogging my own post cause this has gotten to big.

my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

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HIT that comment and like button and remember to SUBSCRIBE to send my posts to EEBY DEEBY

This is actually kind of cool for artists who post at 2 AM because its done and they have no self control. I don't do that tho of course not

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I GENUINELY expected a rickroll

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gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh

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Fair point

Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are

You forgot the T. Rex

Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!

The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.

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to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(

kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK

kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you

aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously

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You're not wrong

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Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life* 

other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature! 

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aang: fuck this noise, i’ll get advice from the last air nomad avatar

yangchen: i gave up that hippie bullshit first chance i got, i love murder