🌻you mean a lot to me🌻💛

Tell me how to become irreplaceable

I stalk your socials (flirting)

i date to die together so leave me alone.

She's probably sad, empty your balls inside her

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

A musician

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i'm not asking too much, i just want someone to be obsessed with me for life

when they call you pretty but William Shakespeare said "If I were to kiss you and go to hell, I would. So that I can brag with the devils I saw heaven without ever entering it."

A morning text doesn’t only mean “good morning” it also means I think about you when I wake up.

Snatchies

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i’d get so much done if it wasn’t for the overwhelming urge to not do anything

I have one braincell and I use it to overthink

Cat vs hand

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Is there a porn category for something like "these two are absolutely in love and completely tearing each other apart"

That feeling of finding good new music

*sleeps to avoid breakdown*