trust no one, especially snake hands jimmy, his hands are snakes.
does anyone else feel like they aged 5 years in the first 6 months of 2016
i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE
"Don't tickle me jamboree"
hi I am the casting director and none of you meme loving fucks are getting the part
by Fallout Boy
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
JESUS CHRIST
This really works.
I don't know what I was expecting, but I'm so fucking pissed
PSYCHOLOGY MASTER POST #1
As human beings, our greatest incline is to find out how the human psyche works. The enigmatic mind often holds the questions to our truest desires and why we function the way we do. From psychology facts to relationship research and Carl Jung’s famous studies about extroverts and introverts, we introduce a wide range of psychology articles to feed your brain.
- 23 Psychological Life Hacks
- Study Shows That “Male” And “Female” Brains Are A Myth
- 15 clever psychological tricks that everyone should know
- Why Wait? The Psychological Origins of Procrastination
- Theories of Motivation
- Science Of Persuasion
- 12 Intriguing Facts About How The Human Brain Functions
- Psychologists Explain Why Intelligent People Have Fewer Friends
- Scientists Discover That The Human Brain Processes Rejection Like Physical Pain
- The Surprising And Varying Kinds Of Intelligence- Which One Is Yours?
- Where’s the ‘Real’ You — in Your Head or Your Heart?
- New Scientific Study Reveals 4 Kinds Of Couples Exist - Can You Identify Which One You Belong to?
- Psychologist Reveals How To Know When You Are Happy
- 11 Things Introverts Are The Best At
- How Negative Thinking Changes Your Brain
- The Brain of an Anxious Person Functions Different than Those Without Anxiety. This is How it Affects Your Reality
- Empathy Is Actually A Choice
- Empathy VS. Sympathy
- Researchers find Physical Differences in Empathetic Peoples’ Brains
- 5 Techniques For Empaths To Prevent Depression And Anxiety
- Study Reveals That Those Who Listen to Emotional and Sad Music Are More Empathetic
- Hauntingly Beautiful & Sad Music Has the Power To Lift Your Emotions
- The Science Behind What Makes an Introvert an Introvert
- There Are Four Types of Introverts
- Introverts & Extroverts Have Different Brains: Which One Are You?
- 10 Things About Love Only Introverts Understand
- 20 Comics Show The Life Of An Introvert
- An Introvert’s Guide To Surviving A Breakup
- Humorous Charts and Graphs Demonstrate What Being an Introvert Is All About
- Science Says People With Less Active Social Lives May Be Happier — If They’re Intelligent
- 8 Reasons It’s So Hard to Overcome a Tough Childhood
- How Unhappy Childhood Experiences Can Affect You Today (And How To Deal With It)
- Child Therapist’s List of Top Worries by Age
- What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?
- Do You Have Aphantasia?
- Mental Illness in Fiction
- 9 Common Errors Authors Make about Psychological Disorders
- 10 Ways To Be Kinder To Yourself
- If “Sorry” Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Say “Thank You”
- The Best Way To Solve a Problem: Sleep On It
- The Psychology of Color
- The Psychology of Fear
- Staring Into Someone’s Eyes For 10 Minutes Can Alter Your Consciousness
- New Research Says Loners Tend To Be More Intelligent And Loyal Friends
- Why Lonely People Stay Lonely
- What is the Difference Between a Psychopath and a Sociopath?
- 11 Things Only People Who Suppress Their Emotions Will Understand
- 9 Sneaky Causes Of Depression
- Why Embracing Emotional Distress is the Best Medicine Sometimes
- The Science Behind Aggression: Why We Hurt The Ones We Love The Most
- 19 Real Life Examples of An Extroverted Introvert
- Science Says People Who Enjoy Being Alone Are More Likely To Be Successful
- 20 Profound Quotes by Carl Jung
- A Scientist Placed Tears Under A Microscope. What He Saw Is Astonishing
- 28 Hilarious Unscientific Graphs about the Reality of Life
- The Toxic Attraction Between An Empath And A Narcissist
- The 15 Types of Verbal Abuse in a Relationship
- The Complicated Reasons Why Modern Relationships Break Easily
- The Scientific Reason People Attract Toxic Partners And Emotionally Unavailable People
- 12 Common Symbols in Dreams and What They Mean
- Did You Know That a Separation From a Romantic Partner is Equivalent to Drug Withdrawal?
- 20 Interesting Facts About Love
- Animals Don’t Have Feelings?
- 13 Impressive Psychology Tricks that Will Make Your Life Easier
- The Psychology Of Messy Rooms: The Most Creative People Flourish In Clutter
- Psychology Says the Fear of Rejection Can Be a Source of Strength
- Multilinguals Experience Personality Change When Using Different Languages
- How to Recover From Being Emotionally Burnout
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creepypasta
mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents
“my mother and my parents”
you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface
The person in last place in Olympic track events is still faster than 99 percent of the population, yet no one will ever remember him/her
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)
woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true







