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i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

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my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

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who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

"Don't tickle me jamboree"

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Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

JESUS CHRIST

This really works.

I don't know what I was expecting, but I'm so fucking pissed

PSYCHOLOGY MASTER POST #1

As human beings, our greatest incline is to find out how the human psyche works. The enigmatic mind often holds the questions to our truest desires and why we function the way we do. From psychology facts to relationship research and Carl Jung’s famous studies about extroverts and introverts, we introduce a wide range of psychology articles to feed your brain.

  1. 23 Psychological Life Hacks
  2. Study Shows That “Male” And “Female” Brains Are A Myth
  3. 15 clever psychological tricks that everyone should know
  4. Why Wait? The Psychological Origins of Procrastination
  5. Theories of Motivation
  6. Science Of Persuasion
  7. 12 Intriguing Facts About How The Human Brain Functions
  8. Psychologists Explain Why Intelligent People Have Fewer Friends
  9. Scientists Discover That The Human Brain Processes Rejection Like Physical Pain
  10. The Surprising And Varying Kinds Of Intelligence- Which One Is Yours?
  11. Where’s the ‘Real’ You  —  in Your Head or Your Heart?
  12. New Scientific Study Reveals 4 Kinds Of Couples Exist -  Can You Identify Which One You Belong to?
  13. Psychologist Reveals How To Know When You Are Happy
  14. 11 Things Introverts Are The Best At
  15. How Negative Thinking Changes Your Brain
  16. The Brain of an Anxious Person Functions Different than Those Without Anxiety. This is How it Affects Your Reality
  17. Empathy Is Actually A Choice
  18. Empathy VS. Sympathy
  19. Researchers find Physical Differences in Empathetic Peoples’ Brains
  20. 5 Techniques For Empaths To Prevent Depression And Anxiety
  21. Study Reveals That Those Who Listen to Emotional and Sad Music Are More Empathetic
  22. Hauntingly Beautiful & Sad Music Has the Power To Lift Your Emotions
  23. The Science Behind What Makes an Introvert an Introvert
  24. There Are Four Types of Introverts
  25. Introverts & Extroverts Have Different Brains: Which One Are You?
  26. 10 Things About Love Only Introverts Understand
  27. 20 Comics Show The Life Of An Introvert
  28. An Introvert’s Guide To Surviving A Breakup
  29. Humorous Charts and Graphs Demonstrate What Being an Introvert Is All About
  30. Science Says People With Less Active Social Lives May Be Happier — If They’re Intelligent
  31. 8 Reasons It’s So Hard to Overcome a Tough Childhood
  32. How Unhappy Childhood Experiences Can Affect You Today (And How To Deal With It)
  33. Child Therapist’s List of Top Worries by Age
  34. What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?
  35. Do You Have Aphantasia?
  36. Mental Illness in Fiction
  37. 9 Common Errors Authors Make about Psychological Disorders
  38. 10 Ways To Be Kinder To Yourself
  39. If “Sorry” Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Say “Thank You”
  40. The Best Way To Solve a Problem: Sleep On It
  41. The Psychology of Color
  42. The Psychology of Fear
  43. Staring Into Someone’s Eyes For 10 Minutes Can Alter Your Consciousness
  44. New Research Says Loners Tend To Be More Intelligent And Loyal Friends
  45. Why Lonely People Stay Lonely
  46. What is the Difference Between a Psychopath and a Sociopath?
  47. 11 Things Only People Who Suppress Their Emotions Will Understand
  48. 9 Sneaky Causes Of Depression
  49. Why Embracing Emotional Distress is the Best Medicine Sometimes
  50. The Science Behind Aggression: Why We Hurt The Ones We Love The Most
  51. 19 Real Life Examples of An Extroverted Introvert
  52. Science Says People Who Enjoy Being Alone Are More Likely To Be Successful
  53. 20 Profound Quotes by Carl Jung
  54. A Scientist Placed Tears Under A Microscope. What He Saw Is Astonishing
  55. 28  Hilarious Unscientific Graphs about the Reality of Life
  56. The Toxic Attraction Between An Empath And A Narcissist
  57. The 15 Types of Verbal Abuse in a Relationship
  58. The Complicated Reasons Why Modern Relationships Break Easily
  59. The Scientific Reason People Attract Toxic Partners And Emotionally Unavailable People
  60. 12 Common Symbols in Dreams and What They Mean
  61. Did You Know That a Separation From a Romantic Partner is Equivalent to Drug Withdrawal?
  62. 20 Interesting Facts About Love
  63. Animals Don’t Have Feelings?
  64. 13 Impressive Psychology Tricks that Will Make Your Life Easier
  65. The Psychology Of Messy Rooms: The Most Creative People Flourish In Clutter
  66. Psychology Says the Fear of Rejection Can Be a Source of Strength
  67. Multilinguals Experience Personality Change When Using Different Languages
  68. How to Recover From Being Emotionally Burnout
  69. Prone To Depression? Scientists Say It’s Due To Your Creativity. Here is Why…
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mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.

I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

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guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works

I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :’)

woah the notes let’s hope my wish comes true