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I am a human adult

okay but imagine an urban fantasy B99 AU 

Imagine the squad dealing with fantasy related crimes and normal human crimes 

Imagine Charles with pet dragons and the ensuing drama of Jason’s death which ends up with a tiny baby dragon curled around Rosa’s neck and her saying “If anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself” about a dragon

Imagine Terry coming to work with scorch marks on his clothes because his twins are tapping into the elemental magic that runs in Sharon’s side of the family

Imagine nobody knowing if Rosa is a werewolf or a vampire or just a very scary human but she’ll mess with them and let them think they’ve figured it out and then completely screw up whatever theory they had 

Imagine Gina having faerie or pixie blood in her family and causing mayhem with her inherited magic and people (probably Terry and Amy) pointing out she could just use her magic to do her job faster, but she doesn’t care

There’s a lot more than this and it depends on your ideas for urban fantasy, but basically just imagine an urban fantasy B99 AU, please

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

Another warm up sketch but the power fucked me over so it ended up being the only art that happened.

Not too happy with some of this but I misjudged how clear the reference was. But it's not terrible so here it is.

Maybe I can actually do the art I was supposed to, today.

Yesterday I almost cried because my baby cousin ran up to my grandmother and was like. “Ha! Buhbuh ba ha.” And she said okay you want to show me something? And he led her over to the garden patch and crouched down and pointed at rocks and plants and was like. “Ah. Habah ba ah” as she listened attentively.

And I was like that happened 1,000 years ago. Probably 10,000 years ago. Maybe 100,000. The youngest human in a group went to the oldest one and said to the best of their ability “come see.” And the adult went.

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this is such a beautiful post it doesn't need my dumb addition, but i can't fit this in the tags. at the archaeological site Dolni Vestonice in the Czech Republic there are a bunch of really really fascinating finds and I'm only going to tell you about one tiny detail of one of the most interesting sites in the world.

at this settlement 20-30,000 years ago there lived a person who appears to have been a sort of sorcerer-grandmother-ceramics artist and her workshop was preserved very well in the sedimentary layers. her hut where she had her kilns was full of little sculptures of animals and people that seem to have been made to explode in the kiln on purpose, we're not sure why but nevermind. the relevant detail is that when you sculpt something with your hands and then fire it, your fingerprints can be preserved in the surface of the clay forever, so we have fingerprints of ancient ceramics artists that have survived for tens of thousands of years. and one of the major artifacts from Dolni Vestonice has a fingerprint on it that is so small it could only have belonged to a child

so this shaman-grandmother-sculptor, who was buried with her pet fox by the way, had children running through her workshop and touching everything she made while she was at her mysterious work of creating the world's oldest ceramics, none of which appear to be bowls, bottles, pots, or any "useful" items at all, but rather a collection of animal and human and sometimes anthropomorphic figures, some of which appear to be self portraits. exactly the same as sandersstudios' grandmother being led to the garden by an excited baby. we've all been the same for 30,000 years.

lil bitty baby grubbins Mirror Mirror/Imposter in The MLP AU! 🐛 baby Changelings are hard to make cute, but I tried lol

Some facts!

🐛 Baby Changelings are called ‘grubbins’

🐛 Subsists entirely on a diet of honey and affection from their hive

🐛 Can tuck themselves entirely into their cocoon when faced with danger

🐛 Cannot shapeshift or fly, but can produce a shower or blinding sparkles to scare off attackers

🐛 Are constantly eating, even in their sleep!

🐛 Move around like inch-worms