i had a dream that everyone was freaking out over some person being cast on broadway and it turned out to be john mulaney being cast as elphaba
I’m honestly not sure if I, too, would freak out, whether it would be positively or negatively, or if I would just shrug my shoulders and go back to dancing around the kitchen to the original Broadway recording while waiting patiently for the revival.
The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, September 3, 1917
female squips 🔥🔥🔥
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The fem!squips in order: Palm Tree Studios, Manly Musical Society, Lightbox Studio
Jeremy’s SQUIP is my #1 dream role.
I had to cut out like half of the song to fit this stupid video on this godforsaken website but it’s here!!!
I hope you all like it!
DID YOU MAKE THE DELANCEYS THE DOG
Not sure why but this is my favorite thing I’ve watched it at least 20 times
Young man knows he fucked. The question is whether “young man” refers to the niffler or his pal in the blue overcoat.
hi, i adore this song and randomly found a track with the other vocals so of course, i had to record a cover (also just shout out to kristen ryan for creating like half of the backings i use in theatre class)
i’m tagging random people bc i lost my tag list: @viennaleia , @psychedemigod , @ridin-in-style , @lemonadebi , @elmers-half-a-cup , @daveyjacobss , @lilraiofsunshine, @icanneverbesatisfied ,
Date a boy who forgives you for your past
date a boy who disregards your Cracker Barrel arson charge
date a boy who was your accomplice in the Cracker Barrel arson
Date a boy who was an employee of said Cracker Barrel and acted as the inside man for the Cracker Barrel arson
its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive
Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”
My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:
the child porn tracking algorithm is back at it again
Alfred Hitchcock was not even in the neighborhood of fucking aroudn.
Checked my profile today and saw I had one (1) follower.
I clicked excitedly. “Who’s following me?”
Sure enough, it was one of those spammy, phishy call girl pages of an ostensibly young female individual “looking for some friends” with pictures of photo-enhanced butts adorned with multicolored thongs all over the page.
Good to know I’ve reached my target audience.
This crap: not who I am
This kid: damn
Maybe if I dab hard enough my arms will finally tone up.
Say it with me kids:
A 👏BISEXUAL 👏 PERSON 👏 SHOULD 👏 NOT 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 PRESENT 👏 THEIR 👏ROMANTIC 👏HISTORY 👏TO 👏PROVE 👏TO 👏YOU👏 THEY 👏ARE 👏BISEXUAL
Say it louder for the people in the back
I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts.
May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.
I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.
Reblogging to finish that one fic (okay it’s more like 10 okay).
