staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
I open this app for the first time in 6 months and the first post I see is already drama. God how I've missed it here
I miss seeing all my mutuals on here but I love knowing you're still here
MY BARISTA MADE A JOKE ABOUT THE STRAW BEING HALF CIRCUMCISED AND I SAID "SAME" I HATE IT HERE 😭😭😭💀
The back wall of my garage but with a sledge hammer and a V8 pickup:
God wow I was such a hick 😭 but why is that hot though...
I just found pictures of me on my phone from the haunted years of 2017 and 2018 that I don't remember, and it's seriously tripping me out. I was 20, and that's the era I started on here, too... that's when my pfp is from 😂
Those videos that are like “sorry millennials but gen alpha thinks side parts/skinny jeans/high ponytails/whatever are cringey” are so painfully embarrassing can you IMAGINE being in your ENTIRE THIRTIES and caring what a twelve year old thinks about you??
LITERALLY LIKE PLEASE
I love replying to people online like "close the computer" because it implies you're sitting at a desktop arguing on a keyboard
I'm so high and on the phone with my first girlfriend that I just referred to a vagina as an airplane emergency exit 💀
this is so cute 🥹
i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
So actually the majority of posts on here are ads now.
dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior
"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for discovering new types of grief. also the timeloop
always surprises myself when my disabilities actually disable me
What do you mean my many unmediated and untreated mental/physical illnesses/disorders make me act and feel crazy and sick
It took me awhile to figure out what was on the ultrasound
I just stared coughing at work
How is this app real
reblog if YOUR 🫵 they/them pussy is exploding america!
I was scrolling my dash and tumblr suddenly teleported me all the way to the bottom, to this post. There are no more posts under it this is the last one I get to see
