kat

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

i love when people rant to me like yes i am entrusted with your hate

a viewing tower for fish made with an old fish tank and a couple of cinder blocks

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

what did she say

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

and now to this day people still think he said it

that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

……in marriage

I love this post so much

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

The story of Patrick

GOOD CONTENT TUMBLR

First few pics damn near made me cry

Please don’t ever do that again

Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

I want to make an infomercial where it’s not clear what the guy’s selling. Like he’s demonstrating how powerful this vacuum is by sucking up a bowling ball but then he starts showing you how strong the bowling ball is by dropping it on some knives, but then he’s showing how the knives haven’t been damaged at all by using them to cut through some shoes and it goes on and on for two hours then just loops back to the start while a number flashes on screen the whole time and if you call it it just echoes whatever you say back to you.