We stan!!!!

chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Extremely wholesome content.

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

Ok so I’m not crazy. You know GOT season 8 was bad when the actors all look like they’ve been forced to take a math test they didn’t study for.

The bald guy looks like he’s trying not to cry

Conleth Hill (bald guy) was PISSED when he read what happened to him. He gave up with the rest of the script and tossed it. Can’t say I blame him because he was nerfed hard.

I’m pretty sure Lena Headey fell asleep during some of the reads too.

untitled goose game works because if i was playing a human person i would still feel terrible for attacking people at random and stealing their possessions even though i know that neither i nor they are real, but since i'm doing all of that as my bastardsona i feel that it is not only my right but my duty to inflict as much havoc and mild vexation as possible on the unsuspecting population of NPCs

human brain: making people's lives harder for no good reason is cruel and wrong

goose brain: no gods no masters no conscience no compassion. only bastard.

That is one determined kitty

BEST QUALITY

H I S W I G G L E S

I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

this post just changed my whole life

i-

Same mood

I’d like to share the whole thing as a reminder for y’all

weird forgotten tumblr things

- don’t hug me i’m scared fandom with the humanoid notebook and clock - fluffy chicken day - those blue pictures that said ‘reblog if you’re in the ______ fandom!’ - all the tumblr island, tumblr university, etc. plans that eventually led to the planning of a tumblr convention which is what gave us the beautiful shitshow that was dashcon. the dashcon ballpit was overall tumblr’s best meme in my time on here imo, second only to sonic for real justice - tumblr trick or treating on halloween¿? - TUMBLR PROM - everyone remembers mishapocalypse but remember the all-out war that went down a year later when people couldn’t decide if there should be another one?? that was honestly almost as scary as the actual mishapocalypse - speaking of misha collins, when he posted his phone number online and this entire website collectively lost its shit. everyone had to post their text convos w/ misha - FRANCIEUM VS FORFUTUREFERENCEONLY - “the only adult supervision we have on tumblr is john green” (yikes) - the time everyone was gonna purposely not post anything the sunday after the guy who played uncle vernon in the harry potter movies died because of the quote “no post on sundays” but then everyone like……forgot and posted stuff anyway - the tumblr version of some nights by fun - moreos guy - when the 50th anniversary of doctor who fell on the same day as some one direction thing and everyone got really offended at this facebook post someone had screenshotted that said like “1d will be around way longer than ur shitty alien tv show” lmao - “swiggity swag, what’s in the bag” - when yahoo was buying tumblr and everyone was flipping shit and making posts saying shit like “yahoo better not go ToO fAR!!! they have an army, but we have a hulk!!!” honestly if i was yahoo and considering buying a website for more than a million dollars and then saw that that was what the userbase was like i would have backed the fuck out of that business deal - those “men of tumblr” posts, you know the ones i mean - when everyone hated miranda cosgrove?? was there a reason behind that or,, - back in 2013 everyone was planning to do this “tumblr day” on march 5th where you were supposed to write a big t on your hand and then if you saw anyone else with it you were supposed to “hug and exchange urls” lmao. im pretty sure no one actually did this but if that doesn’t describe the general social climate of tumblr back then idk what does

I dont remember even half of these???? what the fuck is mishapocalypse?????

God I wish I was you

getting hair stripped and coloured professionally: £150+ and multiple 2hr+ sessions

box of bleach and dye: £15 and 1hr in the bathroom between me and god

one screw to make, one screw up to take

failure IS an option and it’s the option i’m choosing. good night.

Success IS an option and it’s the option I’m choosing. good morning.

iRefuse to exist

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

“Cinderblock’s first time on the treadmill trying to lose weight”

(Source)

my naem is skwid

i am not fish.

i mite be sick

so im in dish.

the doctor touch

it give me shock.

i do not trust

so now im rock

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

At this point “being a sjw” just means “liking things”

Those damn SJWS and their *looks at hand* “Geese”

Stan socialist goose

i was confused about this so i googled it. there’s literally just a bit of text at the end of the game’s credits about how australia still belongs to the aboriginals. that’s it. that’s what they’re mad about.

That’s a Waterhouse

I mean, we all know that Florence is some kind of Faerie - is any stretch of the imagination that Waterhouse was inspired by her likeness?  

Frog things finger is a worm.

I like that there’s more than one stop and a long pause where it seems like the moment of realisation is about to come, and then it just never does.

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.

Friend: Hey I saw your letter–

OP:

IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY you know when you like panic and your eyes unfocus? It looks exactly like this.

I bet Bucky just constantly takes pictures of birds and sends them to Sam in a, “omg it’s you!” fashion.

Bucky: Saw you on my morning run. Could’ve said hi, you creep.

Sam: ???

Bucky:

-

Bucky: Have you never seen a bee before?

Sam: Of course I have. What kind of question is that?

Bucky:

Sam: I fucking hate you.

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Bucky: Why do you look like that?

Sam: *sigh* I don’t wanna know.

Bucky, cackling and showing him anyway:

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Bucky: If you needed to borrow some money, all you had to do was ask.

Sam: What are you even talking about?

Bucky:

Sam: That’s not even a falcon, you asshole.

— Eckhart Tolle