Man, Fuck That Baby -Joe Chango

I be sleeping in the master chief position

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that

Small friend :> 

Identity theft is not a joke

Dog and sog

this site has absolutely broken my sense of humor

ten years from now i’m still going to be thinking about sog

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

well. that one’s on me

why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

#girl… put 2 and 2 together

English added by me :)

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

Congratulations, that's the vibe

An interesting example of reinforcement learning

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

being a longtime follower of an average Tumblr blog is like walking into a cafe for a cup of coffee once and then continuing to go there every morning for nine years even though it’s now a mattress store

and every now and again the shopkeeper just hands you a cup of coffee, just never when you expect it

Shrek (2001) trivia 

back in my day we didn't have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget's approval

also been like… meticulously screenshotting convos with my boyfriend for two months because i felt like maybe i was exaggerating how often he did one specific thing but no