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@isthiscookies / isthiscookies.tumblr.com

28 year old person : writer, language enthusiast, optimist. I believe in you.
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absolutely batshit insane to me that omegaverse porn is an effective data poisoning method against gpt-based products. predatory language models getting tripped up by wolf dick was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are i guess.

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i want us all to take a minute and just. contemplate the possibilities.

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i try not to judge people on their drink orders but a guy just paid £6.85 for the most disgusting beverage i have ever been forced to make. felt like i'd been complicit in a crime

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matcha powder mixed with decaf coffee, vanilla paste, black pepper, turmeric and sugar syrup. it was a revolting shade of puke green and smelled like a foot.

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I sent this post to my SO and they insisted on making it

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how was it?

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I refused to touch it with a 10 foot pole because I was scared, but SO says it was "horrendous", "so many layers of awful", and "the worst part is you can't get the flavor out of your mouth".

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yeah that checks out

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unfortunately i have to inform you that this guy is now a regular and forces me to recreate this beverage for him at least once a week. he calls it "the concoction".

Whatever face you made the first time brought him back

Potion of Extended Bad Taste created

Have you ever seen him drink The Concoction himself, op? I have a theory

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the weirdest thing about all this is i don't even think he enjoys it??? the one time i actually saw him take a sip he 100% made an involuntary "yuck" face and then tried to cover it up by smiling at me and commenting on the weather. last time he came by i asked (out of morbid curiosity) "so what's it taste like?" and he visibly struggled for words before finally saying, "it's fine." and yet he keeps ordering it. every time. i do not understand this man

Just a reminder not to publically on big websites (especially not Twitter or tik tok) say where you’re torrenting stuff from cause that’s a GREAT way to get that specific avenue shut down

I know y’all think you’re being helpful giving other people “resources” but uh

Some of ya’ll are very bad at this and very confidently bad at this and for no reason so-

1. ZLibrary recently went down because someone made a popular tik tok about it

2. “But Reddit-“ most reliable sources of yor are gone now because of Reddit. Hate to break it to you but cops use Reddit. See how many of those links on subreddits actually still work and for those that do- how long.

3. Most reliable Reddit mods for topics like this will tell you not to be asking for this shit publicly because that’s how it gets busted. Remember the shop lifting guide masterpost? The only thing reliable about that now is that it is reliably known by every store manager on the continent.

Loose. Lips. Sink. Ships.

That is what we call a “honey pot” something that many people in both the replies and reblogs would very easily fall for by the looks of things.

When a resource becomes compromised sometimes they’ll use it to try and find other resources like it from its user base as well as the identities of the heads behind said resource. Once they have what they want then they shut the whole thing down.

And that’s why snitches get stitches

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Non-Britons! Instead of being distracted by the pomp and fanfare of the coronation, here’s a reminder that:

  • The coronation was funded by tax-payer money. This same tax could have gone towards the cost of living crisis. People are starving and freezing to death as this is going on.
  • Protests (peaceful or otherwise) are illegal now. A lot of anti-monarchists are being arrested for simply holding signs.
  • Our government is currently trying to push through a revision to the Equality Act that will exclude trans and non-binary individuals.
  • Oil companies have made a record profit in the past couple of years. Oil and gas prices aren’t rising because of an inflation issue.
  • Our NHS is crumbling because funding is going to stupid projects like this coronation.

Food banks are getting cuts to fund this coronation. Like, literally, non-theoretical money that regularly goes to food banks and stuff like that and is planned for by everyone is being withheld so it can pay for a guy who wants you to voice an oath to your TV

"Conservative-led Bromley Council is spending £50,000 on coronation celebrations, which it said will be taken from its community fund, usually reserved for grants to charities.

Last year, Tory council leader Colin Smith vetoed a proposal by the Labour opposition leader to give community groups grants to open warm banks for residents struggling to heat their homes and additional funding for food banks during winter on cost grounds."

One thing that Firefox can’t do is allow me to access my telehealth therapy appointments. Three different platforms now have rejected my use of Firefox. I use Safari instead bc that’s what works and at least it isn’t chrome, but for folks who rightfully use Firefox, be aware that many, if not all, telehealth platforms will not work on Firefox (something about the encryption/security not being up to their standard, I believe; if there are hacks that Firefox gurus know to bypass this, please share with the class?).

Any reason the developers of those sites give that is not 'we're too lazy to check compatibility so we're blocking Firefox' is false.

grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat

finals

im actually speechless

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sonianeverlime

I actually did this for math finals

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marvilcomicsrock

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

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draythebaemalfoy

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

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witch-of-form

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

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hogwartsaheadcanon

‘but what you’re doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do before…?’

‘yeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so like… it’s better’

‘yeah but see this is

powered by hubris and spite,

so like… it’s better’

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Be careful, it’s slippery out there!

Eastern Blue Bird (Sialia sialis)

January 24, 2022

Southeastern Pennsylvania

My most popular photo of 2022 was something I almost didn’t post.  Technically, from a photographer’s standpoint, it is not as good a photo of a bird as I usually post.  But I have learned that my followers would rather see a photo of one of my common birds doing something birdy than a perfectly posed picture of a rare warbler.