Can we all unilaterally agree to replace all minions memes with Ugly duckling memes?

Thanks in advance

animation i did for class again!! if something is too out of character, my only excuse is that they're drunk

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FINAL ROUND!

Temnova Vs. Anya Vs. Cakey

One day left!

Currently, Cakey is winning! Please vote if you haven’t yet, because this is it!

CAKEY SWEEP!!!!!

Like bruh they look the same, also that wasn't scary I just thought it was funny

File: South Park S1 E1 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

SCP#: AYC

Code Name: The dumbest inventions by the dumbest aliens, the anal probe

Object Class: Joke/ Neutralized

Special Containment Procedures: What remains of SCP-AYC after removal is simply sent to Site-AA and has currently been dismantled. It was originally going to be used as parts but considering the simplicity of the technology and also where it’s been, this idea was rejected entirely. Instead, it collects dust in the deepest part of the storage units of Site-AA.

Description: SCP-AYC is an anal prob created by Species of Interest: The Visitors, who for whatever reason visit the small town of south park. SCP-AYC seems to be created by The Visitors for the sole purpose of studying and controlling Person of Interest: Eric Cartman. The secondary purpose of SCP-AYC was to contact The Visitors should Eric Cartman fart too much… that’s it that’s literally all it does.

SCP-AYC was discovered on August 13, 1997, when Foundation Agents Rodger and Mike were surveying the town of south park while disguised as FBI. The following is a recording of their encounter with SCP-AYC.

Begin Recording

Agent Mike: Man, this town is weird, but it’s not really anomalous weird, you know?

Agent Rodger: Several cows were mutilated and suddenly weird crop circles that look like a fat kid? That’s too weird to be a coincidence. It has to be an anomaly. Besides we have our orders.

Agent Mike: Yeah, but come on, I wouldn’t even know where to look…

Agent: Rodger: Mike?

Agent Mike and Rodger both saw Eric Cartman dancing strangely while singing “I love to Singa” after being struck what looks like strange lighting form the sky. Three other kids were seen looking in horror until Eric Cartman suddenly stops and his face turns back to normal.

Agent Mike: … What the actual fuck was that?

Agent Mike then pulls down his window to talk to the children.

Agent Mike: uh hey you kids doing, ok?

Kyle: Cartman has an anal probe up his butt, the aliens are controlling him with it!

Cartman: Don’t tell the cops that!

Agent Rodger: Alright kid take it easy; I think it would be best if you came with us so we-

Suddenly Eric Carman then farted a large amount of fire at the car forcing Agent Rodger and Mike to get back into the car for safety.

Agent Mike: Fuck!

Agent Rodger: What the hell?! How did he do that?

Agent Mike: God damn it! Don’t tell me it’s another kid with anomalous abilities!

Agent Rodger: Screw this we are massively underprepared! I’m starting the car.

Recording Engs

Agent Mike and Rodger retreated to a Foundation outpost on the outskirts of South Park that was disguised as a gas station. After reviewing the info gathered it was later revealed that the crop circles matched the description of Eric Carman. Agent Mike and Rodger were reprimanded for their retreat and were ordered to get back into the town until they found Eric Carman. They only found him the next day after he was once again abducted by The Visitors. Once Agent Mike and Rodger found Eric Carman they sedated him and were about to transport him to Site-AF. However, they quickly found out that it was actual the SCP-AYC that was the cause for the anomalous situation. Agent Mike reluctantly removed SCP-AYC from Eric Carman rectum after losing to Agent Rodger at Rock, Paper, Scissors.

SCP-AYC was transported to Site-AA for testing but after realizing how useless the technology was and also how for whatever reason it only works inside a human rectum, the anomalous item was deemed useless and thus considered a joke SCP. SCP-AYC was later revealed to have the ability to seek out a human rectum to inhabit on its own, so it was quickly dismantled and given the secondary object class of Neutralized.

“… I really, really hate Joke SCP’s. But something tells me that we haven’t seen the last of the Visitors. So, I’m making the outpost at South Park a permanent Foundation outpost. I also requested those two agents keep a closer eye on those four kids.” Site Director James.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

File: South Park S1 E7 Pinkeye

SCP: AYF

Code Name: Zombie Alcohol

Object Class: Joke

Special Containment Procedures: All remaining samples of SCP-AYF have been sent to Site-AA to see the full extent of their purposes. They are kept in the fridge of Dr. [data expunged] within his office, samples can only be extracted when a Level 3 Staff member or higher requests it directly to Site Director James and for testing purposes only. Anyone who uses SCP-AYF for consumption is to be executed, there are no exceptions.

Description: SCP-AYF is a variant of Worcestershire sauce that has the ability to raise the dead should it be injected into the body after death. How this works, why specifically Worcestershire sauce, and why specifically only after death is unknown. Testing and examination of SCP-AYF shows that its chemical makeup is no different form normal Worcestershire sauce. As stated, earlier SCP-AYF has the ability to resurrect someone after they been injected with SCP-AYF after death. Once a corpse has been injected with SCP-AYF they become a zombie similar to hosts of SCP-008. Seemingly the only difference between SCP-AYF hosts and SCP-008 hosts is that when the original zombie dies all others infected by SCP-AYF will turn back into humans regardless of the damage. However, this also means that if someone is killed while being a zombie, they will die upon being turned back into a human.

SCP-AYF was discovered on October 31, 1997, When Location of Interest: South Park was being invaded by zombies. Field Agent Mike and Rodger were quick to take out as many zombies as possible to slow down the infection. However, in the words of the agents the towns people stupidity allowed the zombies created by SCP-AYF to spread and wipe out at least half of the population. Once both Agents found Persons of Interest: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, and Kyle Broflovski. Together with [data expunged] they found the bottle SCP-AYF, which surprisingly explained its properties and how it works. After Person of Interest: Kyle Broflovski called the number on the bottle where the employees told him how SCP-AYF worked and how to stop it.

Unfortunately, Person of Interest: Kenny McCormick, was patient zero of SCP-AYF and had to be killed… again. It should be noted that Field Agent Mike and Rodger have reported several times where Person of Interest: Kenny McCormick has died and seemingly come back within a day or a week with everyone forgetting he died in the first place, this is the main reason he’s a Person of Interest. However, Field Agent Mike and Rodger have also reported other citizens of [data expunged] coming back to life so perhaps it’s the location in general that’s anomalous.

Regardless after the incident was over, the business where the specific Worcestershire sauce that could be classified as SCP-AYF was located and raided. Or at least that happened once it was finally found, for whatever reason Mobile Task Force: Iota-10 could only find the area after first going to south park and going from there. The reason for this is unknown and has raised more speculation of Location of Interest: South Park secretly being a Nexus point, further studying is required. Either way the location was raided most of the employees were killed, and all samples of SCP-AYF were either destroyed or taken back to the Foundation.

“Honestly I’ve fucking had enough with this shitty town. I honestly thought after the fucked-up incident where the Mr. Garrison Pig thing, that there were no way things could get worse… ugh! I’m honestly glad the Foundation didn’t consider it anomalous enough to catalogue because then I would have to file a longer report on it. Anyways this town is fucked and for some reason everyone in it keeps going on with their days as if it’s all normal or if any of it is easy to forget. I feel like me and Rodger are going to go crazy if we stay here, I’m sending in a request for an immediate transfer out of this town and to something else because even with the memetic therapy we receive I feel like my brain is going to fracture if I say here longer.” -Field Agent Mike

Endnote: The Ethics Committee granted Field Agent Mike’s request and had him and his partner transferred. The O5 Council gave the order to instead send in several AFA-3’s disguised as common people to blend into the town of South Park and monitor everyone from plain sight. This will allow Foundation staff to find more anomalies while also better understanding Location of Interest: South Park to see if it really is a Nexus Point or not.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

gender talks with tamari my favorite podcast

this video changed my fucking life it’s so funny. I say “my dinnar 🔥” constantly in casual conversation

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us

please imagine 6 teenagers with giant sad puppy eyes looking at a dear sweet 50 something year old art teacher and asking "may we please hear burning screams"

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