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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

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If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

aries + dragon. i’d say that’s LITERALLY SATAN

I'm a pig and Taurus so I'm a wombat. I freaking love wombats

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 
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• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

  • God wishes he were me
  • One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

you know I had to do it to em

you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?!

There’s a song that’s been proven to reduce anxiety by 65%. It’s called Weightless by Macaroni Union, and it was specifically designed to slow your heart rate, reduce blood pressure, and lower cortisol levels. It’s so effective that it’s dangerous to drive while listening to it because it can make you drowsy. Source Source 2 Source 3

YO O_O

I knew within seconds that I’d heard this before.

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm. Dr David Lewis, one of the UK’s leading stress specialists said: “‘Weightless’ induced the greatest relaxation – higher than any of the other music tested. Brain imaging studies have shown that music works at a very deep level within the brain, stimulating not only those regions responsible for processing sound but also ones associated with emotions.” The study - commissioned by bubble bath and shower gel firm Radox Spa - found the song was even more relaxing than a massage, walk or cup of tea. So relaxing is the tune, apparently, that people are being Rex advised against listening to it while driving. The top 10 most relaxing tunes were: 1. Marconi Union - Weightless 2. Airstream - Electra 3. DJ Shah - Mellomaniac (Chill Out Mix) 4. Enya - Watermark 5. Coldplay - Strawberry Swing 6. Barcelona - Please Don’t Go 7. All Saints - Pure Shores 8. AdelevSomeone Like You 9. Mozart - Canzonetta Sull’aria 10. Cafe Del Mar - We Can Fly

One of the comments suggests pairing it with Rainymood.

The combined calm might be weaponized with adding this song and some crackling fire.

reblogging for later to try! though my usual brand of anxiety is helped by sensory deprivation, earplugs are my BFFs. sounds nice for sleep

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I’ve seen a lot of curious people wanting to dive into classical music but don’t know where to start, so I have written out a list of pieces to listen to depending on mood. I’ve only put out a few, but please add more if you want to. hope this helps y’all out. :)

stereotypical delightful classical music:

if you need to chill:

if you need to sleep:

if you need to wake up:

if you are feeling very proud:

if you feel really excited:

if you are angry and you want to take a baseball bat and start hitting a bush:

if you want to cry for a really long time:

if you want to feel like you’re on an adventure:

if you want chills:

if you want to study:

if you really want to dance:

if you want to start bouncing in your chair:

if you’re about to pass out and you need energy:

if you want to hear suspense within music:

if you want a jazzy/classical feel:

if you want to feel emotional with no explanation:

if you want to sit back and have a nice cup of tea:

pieces that don’t really have a valid explanation:

pieces that just sound really cool:

if you feel like listening to concertos all day (I do not recommend doing that):

and if you really just hate classical music in general:

a lot of these pieces apply in multiple categories, but I sorted them by which I think they match the most. have fun exploring classical music!

also, thank you to viola-ology and iwillsavemyworld for adding on! if you would like to add on your own suggestions, please reblog and add on or message me so I can give you credit for the suggestion!

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

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Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

2 weeks ago, I applied at 1:30pm, for called for an interview at 5pm, interviewed 2 days later and was hired on the spot. I start Tuesday. Spread the good karma folks!

if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

Asshole

Ben: Benners, Benny, Bennerd

Russell: Russcle, Russ

Chug: Chuggens, Chug-Chug

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Bailey: Bails, Babes, Flufflebutts, Jellybean, Fatso, Doofus

Gizmo: Little Shit, Gizii, Jesus Christ, Fuckign

I call my cat eevee bro most of the time, or dude

Lexie (full name Alexandra): Lexpet

Sophie (full name Sophronie): Soph-Soph

Both: Little Shit, Brat Rat, Bratty Ratty, oh my GOD STOP, Sweetie, Sweet Sweet, Squeaklet, Snifflet,

bear, pepper, smoll

Mona: miss Mona, Mona whiner, old lady dog Po: Mr popo fuzzy pants Dozer: kitty, cat, fatty fatty two by four

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

How do you find $999 on the floor?

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

Fuck it

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

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Hi

Wtf why does this work???

Everyone probably knew this was coming.

I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS COMMERCIAL

I was just thinking about these commercials and how I wanted one on my tumblr, and now here it is!

Awkward confession time: whenever I feel like the world is shit and I can’t keep dealing with it, I watch this and/or read about cool science things to remind me that it’s not all bad. 

For all of you having bad days

This version has both songs

Especially relevant now

For anybody that might need reminding that the world is still AWESOME.

This is what we’re fighting to save.

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

We start dying the moment we are born Our lungs fill and slowly set us on fire There’s no escape, there’s no running Drink orange juice and hope for the best. We’re stuck on a fucking rock Floating in the emptiness of space And the only thing holding us is a math formula. Eat an apple, fuck newton for taking a nap. The universe is existence and we’re just a second. The planets don’t see us, aliens don’t like us. The stars won’t care if you fuck up. Don’t waste time hating yourself, fall in love with the moon. Billions of years ago you were a comet surfing space Billions of years from now maybe you’ll form a constellation A dove, a spear, a fucking cunt. Stars, like life, are what you make of them. The oceans are drying, the poles are melting. The ozone hole is patching itself up. We’re saving endangered species one at a time. If humanity isn’t completely worthless, neither are you. If you failed spectacularly get yourself a golden start Throw glitter in the air and bow to the public. Be a Dramatic Hoe™. Be a Diva. Be the star you were centuries ago. Fuck apathy, fuck edgy, fuck not caring. If you’re alive for the last time make something of it. Take the reigns. Exist on purpose.

Nihilism for Millennials 101 /// V.C.Amandi (via phereinnike)

Maybe it’s because most of them are young, but I’m continually amazed and horrified by many antis’ total refusal to accept some very basic unspoken rules of fandom etiquette. 

Such as:

  • Don’t like, don’t read (DL,DR). Don’t borrow trouble. If you hate a ship, don’t go in that ship’s tags. If you see tags on a fic and know you’re going to have an issue with it, don’t read it. You’re literally looking for reasons to be pissed off and offended. 
  • Your Kink Is Not My Kink (YKINMK). You don’t have to like someone else’s kink, but you don’t get to tell them not to like it. (NOTE: Critique is important. Constructive criticism and dialogue about larger fandom issues are important. “This thing is bad and you’re a bad person for liking it” is useless.)
  • Don’t cross-tag. “But these people are shipping a bad thing and need to know it. Also, they deserve it.” Cool, so when the tables are turned and those “bad people” start posting pro-ship things in your tag, you’re going to be okay with it, right? Because it’s the exact same logic. Stay in your lane and don’t stir the pot.
  • Don’t hijack properly-tagged positive posts with negative commentary. Why are you here? And again, you’d hate it if the tables were turned. Make your own damn post if you have something to say. 
  • Don’t steal people’s pro-ship artwork/fics just to mock them or use them in anti-ship materials. How the fuck is this even something that needs to be explicitly stated? How did we get here?

Generally speaking, just remember that you may disagree with someone, you may loathe the thing they ship down to your very bones, but they’re still a person. Call out their behavior if they say/do something problematic. Start a discussion. But don’t be a raging asshole about it. Fandom is dependent on dialogue, like anything else, and that can’t happen if you refuse to see the other side as anything other than a weak strawman to fuel a sense of ill-deserved superiority. 

*sighs and crosses off ‘CROSS-TAGGING’ bingo space for the day* 

(The fuck out of here with your false equivalence.)

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HAMILTON  → I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory, when’s it gonna get me? In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? If I see it comin’, do I run or do I let it be? Is it like a beat without a melody? See, I never thought I’d live past twenty, where I come from some get half as many. Ask anybody why we livin’ fast and we laugh, reach for a flask. We have to make this moment last, that’s plenty. Scratch that, this is not a moment, it’s the movement. Where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went? Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand. We roll like Moses, claimin’ our promised land. And? If we win our independence? Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? Or will the blood we shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendants?I know the action in the street is excitin’ but Jesus, between all the bleedin’ ‘n fightin’ I’ve been readin’ ‘n writin’. We need to handle our financial situation. Are we a nation of states? What’s the state of our nation? I’m past patiently waitin’. I’m passionately smashin’ every expectation. Every action’s an act of creation! I’m laughin’ in the face of casualties and sorrow. For the first time, I’m thinkin’ past tomorrow!
Source: ysabels

A toast to the groom! To the groom! To the groom! To the groom! To the bride! To the bride! To the Briiii To the Briiiiiiide! From your sister, Angelica Angelica Angelica Who is always by your side. by your side by your side To your union, To the Union!To the Revolution! and the hope that you provide, you provide you proviiiide may you always, Always be satisfied! Rewiiiind