Mama cat gargoyle

Cat with a kitten statue on the roof of the castle of Château de Pierrefonds, France. It was built between 1393-1407.

lets endure for 618-632 years with mama…

i hope this email finds the northwest passage

Per my last worn line through a land so wild and savage...

Put baby in pelican mouth poster. For you

warning signs

(will be a riso print)

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

not enough

millions of penguins probably have

This is so true and such a good point

collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before

Pppffff

Mahmoud Darwish, Life To The Last Drop

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

a few weeks ago i needed worcestershire sauce for a recipe but i didnt have any so i had to leave it out.

u are never gonna believe what i found in the cabinet today, unopened, probably has been there for months,

😔yuuuuuuup. my house is fucked

collecting posts of this type

i’m a real wizard btw

Do you know any spells?

no.

putting this on my wall like a live laugh love sign

they're sealing me away in a tomb tomorrow. forever

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary