Do this and Tony the Tiger will come to your house and kill you

I don’t know why I thought Tony the tiger was the Gatorade mascot

Damn thats Powerade

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

Well this is awkward 

unpopular opinion

the grinch was sexy BEFORE he was played by benedict cumberbatch. if you only want to fuck the grinch because he might be played by benedict cumberbatch then DONT act like a real grinch fan when some of us have died for this. fuck you

this is the worst way i could have found out they’re making a grinch who stole christmas remake

Electoral College: Make Hillary Clinton President on December 19

On December 19, the Electors of the Electoral College will cast their ballots. If they all vote the way their states voted, Donald Trump will win. However, they can vote for Hillary Clinton if they choose. Even in states where that is not allowed, their vote would still be counted, they would simply pay a small fine - which we can be sure Clinton supporters will be glad to pay!

We are calling on the Electors to ignore their states’ votes and cast their ballots for Secretary Clinton. Why?

Mr. Trump is unfit to serve. His scapegoating of so many Americans, and his impulsivity, bullying, lying, admitted history of sexual assault, and utter lack of experience make him a danger to the Republic.

Secretary Clinton WON THE POPULAR VOTE and should be President.

Hillary won the popular vote. The only reason Trump “won” is because of the Electoral College.

But the Electoral College can actually give the White House to either candidate. So why not use this most undemocratic of our institutions to ensure a democratic result?

SHE WON THE POPULAR VOTE.

There is no reason Trump should be President.

“It’s the ‘People’s Will’”

No. She won the popular vote.

“Our system of government under our Constitution says he wins”

No. Our Constitution says the Electors choose.

“Too many states prohibit ‘Faithless Electors’”

24 states bind electors. If electors vote against their party, they usually pay a fine. And people get mad. But they can vote however they want and there is no legal means to stop them in most states.

PLEASE SIGN AND SHARE!

i signed about 8 times with all my emails. so please keep this going its come so far

admitting fraud

like poetry

Tumblr: why don’t you put LGBT characters in your movie?

Person: *does that*

Tumblr: lITERaL HOly FUckCING SHIT YOUR PORTRAYAL ISN’T REALISTIC ENOUGH FOR US THIS MOVIE IS LITERALLY TRANSPHOBIC AND HOMOPHOBIC 

Person: Whoaaaa, ok!!! We got a LOT of backlash for doing that so in the interest in saving face, avoiding losing money, and avoiding controversy, we’re just going to continue to play it safe with white heterosexual cis characters

Tumblr: OH MY GODDDDDDDDD ALL WE EVER GET TO SEE IS BORING WHITE CISHET MOVIES

Person: actual good representation to sane people

Tumblr: well it’s not good representation because it was made by white/cis/het male.

Graph of the tension of a cat fight outside! (via ARuFa_FARu)

Who the fuck is this kid

a genius

The legend

Thanks American Girl!

How feminism is taught in academia…

Not even a joke

what did this bird do

I wish i had context on this 

here u go

I don’t think the contexts helps in this case.

I’ve been collecting these for a while so here are all the ones you missed

Chronically Offended Syndrome

Chronically Offended Syndrome is a disorder that develops in select humans, depending on how sensitive they are. COS usually starts when they’re exposed to the chronically offended hugbox known as Tumblr. Some say that this disease is contagious, some say it’s the toxic environment they’re in. Who the fuck knows. Not enough studies have been done for conclusive information. 

COS slowly affects the victim over time. Although, it rapidly appears in naive, younger victims.

The most common causes: Tumblr Other forms of social media Being around SJW types Post 2012 media / internet 

These are the symptoms that usually show in victims of COS: -Hypersensitivity. They take everything too personally. -Trying to connect all issues to racism. -Crying racism, sexism, ableism, every ism on the planet. -Frequent bouts of saying “That’s problematic!” -Irrational fear of the outside world -Blaming all of their problems on other people -Feeling entitled -Getting offended for other people -“That bitch is culturally appropriating that culture!” -White guilt -Inability to decipher what a joke is -Sending death threats to people who have differing opinions. -When someone says they’re for equality, you correct them and say they’re a feminist.( This is exclusive to feminists with COS.) -Desperate attempts to become the victim.

An X-ray was done on a patient with COS. This was found in their abdomen and skull.

Treatments of COS: Immersing yourself into the real world

White people are getting discriminated against by African Americans for something they personally didn’t do by people who didn’t personally experience it.

Holy fuck, shower thoughts went there

People are getting so bothered by this; it’s actually pretty funny.

Okay, wtf?

Thats because they’re too retarded to actually check who painted the artwork. They just see white and then rage.

Do they think this shit is going to make people like or respect them? Its not helping their cause at all

Acting like the fucking Nazis will sure make people want to support them…

whoa whoa whoa so we burning paintings now ? what the fuck ?

Dude, these clueless morons have been burning art and literature that doesn’t jive with their beliefs for a while now.

could somebody please explain the difference ? because i’m not seeing one

Oppression: *being set on fire for leaving the house without a male present*

Not Oppression: *not getting free tampons by the government*

Oppression: Being thrown off a roof to your death for being gay.

Not Oppression: Not being able to afford a three-bedroom apartment with a part-time minimum-wage job.

Oppression: having your passport taken away and being forced onto labor camps to build towers in Dubai.

Not Oppression: not getting nominated for an Oscar.

Oppression: Working in a sweatshop making low cut shirts for 3 cents a day

Not Oppression: some guy catching a glimpse of your tits in that low cut shirt

Y'all fucking joking with this right? Acting like oppression isn’t a multi dimensional system acting in macro and micro aggressions. It doesn’t only deal in extremes…..garbage

The video starts in the middle of the conversation, so you don’t get to hear what the teacher was saying prior, but the overhead projection shows her woke af answer was necessary.

GET IT GIRL. TF OUTTA HERE WITH YOUR ‘RACIST AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE’ BULLSHIT.

My child.

The children snapping on the side

If you click your fingers instead of clapping I immediately hate you, especially if you’re ‘clapping’ at this bullshit

this gifset is certified proof that an education does not guarantee intelligence

Do you think it hurts? Being that fucking stupid?

Unfortunately the human brain can’t process the concept of pain at that level

“the overhead projection shows her woke af answer was necessary”

She was arguing against the literal definition of racism taken directly from the dictionary. I feel so bad for teachers that have to deal with this shit.

SHE WAS ARGUING AGAINST THE DEFINITION OF RACISM BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO WAS READING IT WAS THE WRONG RACE