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HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO IMAGINE A SKINNY SNORLAX? 

How about a ripped snorlax?

HOW THE FUCK 

That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.

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but how did you…

I haven’t seen this in forever

trump: we should start a nuclear arm’s race

literally everyone who’s taken basic high school history ever: no…… we should not……. what the fuck…….

Same

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

Have you ever been able to literally feel yourself starting a new part of your life

Me rn

just learned that jean-jacques rousseau was so deeply deeply obsessed with being spanked - such a spank maniac if you will, that he used to drop trou and sprint backwards ass first at unsuspecting women on the off chance their first instinct would be to spank his bare ass

i know this because he published it in his biography. he was an extremely influential philosopher and this is his story as he chose to share it

The world is a rich tapestry.

If you’re ever worded about your embarrassing shitposts coming back to haunt you, please remember that this influential philosopher literally told people in his own autobiography about his very shameable kink.

time to kinkshame the Enlightenment

You can never compliment a woman on her mustache, no matter how epic it is.

Accurate scientific research

I'd love to see what the .9 baby looks like

Sorry for putting pictures of boobies on your dash.

I’m not

BOOBIES

sorry guys, i usually don’t post NSFW stuff.. but this is a great pair of boobies.

I love a bouncing pair of boobies.

I respond to this gifs of cute boobies with a pair of great tits. 

omg guys. I’m sorry I usually don’t post stuff like this.

boobies are great

yeah, boobies are okay, but i know somebody out there is just dying for some cock.

This is what tumbler was made for

This post just isn’t complete without a picture of the world’s largest pecker.

I love this

that is one huge pecker you got there

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

Your brother is the best

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

Oh. My. Damn.

He did this……in J E A N S

He didn’t even look at the fucking rim…

Best penalty kick ever