Medieval peasant night at the thebitch house

Venetian merchant night at the thebitch house

HOT WOMEN IN YOUR AREA WANT TO EXPLORE ANCIENT RUINS WITH YOU

what a way to end pride month

true love is dead

Holy fuck there's no chill at Gizmodo

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

farming tips

1 allow no bullshit (except literally

2 love your cow

3 shuck the corn

hey i said farming tips not farming rules

crumpling under the weight of two unanswered texts

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

Every time I use Tinder it is like….

girls night

I have a bad habit of calling things "loathsome" if they mildly inconvenience me, which usually isn't that bad, but today I spilled my drink and said "loathsome juice..." under my breath without realizing that's not a normal thing to say

everyone started laughing

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

tattoos i mean. i’m not like, taking a couple of invertebrates out on the town

why not