gotta revive again and again

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

We were robbed of lizzie being in limited life

why?

listen

imagine lizzie in the aesthetic of any of the teams

nosy neighbors? She would have had so much fun sneaking around and looking at people

the clockers? older sister who helps mom control her brothers, but still causes some chaos.

mean gills? WE WERE ROBBED OF ANOTHER OCEAN THEMED LIZZIE.

team ties? (Which I guess would be tiles with her-) but like. Listen

Lizzie in a suit. I’ve convinced you.

bad boys? Lizzie in a leather jacket.

we were robbed.

Replies I got on thus

“Lizzie would have been so good in nosy neighbors”

“Lizzie would have been so exasperated with the bad boys (heart)”

“Lizzie would have such good big sister chaos vibes”

So we need art.

Pearl and BigB. BigB and Pearl. Nosy neighbours. Just two of the former Evo members going around the server. Watching everyone. Interesting.

I agree! * watchers your neighbours*

Never drawn watchers before so did my best.

Imma also add a closer look at some of the fun details under here vvv

This is so much cooler than anything I could have imagined I am going to be looking at them for the rest of the season!!

EAZY BREEZY !

The bad boys are back in town

Cat discovered the floor was lava

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

I’ve seen this post easily 12 times now and EVERY TIME it’s just a different cat looking at a different door. 

I agree with this anon they are right it's so beautiful and perfect

i looked at this post and saw no lie

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

also i rlly enjoy that basically every currently active evo member has a watcher or listener headcanon. did anyone leave that server human +

this is what it feels like /pos

Do you ever find it crazy how Empires SMP S1 had like... several gods just... walking around?

Like Empires s2 has Joel obviously but other than that no one else seems to really be a deity of any sort? I mean Sausage is there but he's not a god himself, just attracts them.

But s1? A solid third of the cast had some form of untapped divinity that they uncovered.

You had Lizzie, who turned out to be a ten foot tall goddess of the seas. Which means that Jimmy is at least a demigod just by nature of being her little brother. And the two of them are quite literally the oldest still living beings to ever walk the earth, predating civilization itself.

Then there's the whole situation with Scott and Xornoth. Reincarnations of vengeful gods, victims of an eternal cycle to perpetuate an endless grudge match. They may not be quite on the same level as Aeor and Exor but still!

And then on top of those four we also have Pearl??? Who is confirmed to have ascended after her death to a higher plane of existence? Who now has an entire religion surrounding her? Whose former best friend is now her most devout worshipper?

Does anyone else ever think about that?

[image: two cosplayers at a convention. one is holding a sign that shows the surprised Pikachu meme image, with the text "Have you seen him? He owes us money". in much smaller letters, the sign says, "there is no reward". she is also holding her finger to her lips, indicating we should keep quiet about recognizing this pair and the Meowth plush he is holding as Team Rocket from Pokémon, disguised with sunglasses, long dark coats over their Team Rocket uniforms, and in his case a big fake mustache.]

I feel like it needs to be added that these two are wearing costumes that do not fit. Because I am all but POSITIVE that’s on purpose, and it’s to make it look like they stole this disguise.

that very much needed added, I hadn't noticed

It’s particularly noticeable on James. Look at the shoulder seam compared to his actual shoulder. He’s SWIMMING. But the construction on that shoulder is gorgeous, so I’m pretty sure they were made “wrong” on purpose.

james is always one motto away

me_irl

this is so stupid *hits reblog*

Peak comedy 

fuck you for making me read this

A centuries old vampire gets really into video games because playing a character who can walk around in the sun is the closest thing they have to experiencing the day again in centuries

A few of these are probably referring to the date posting bug thing, but AAAAAAAAAAAH!

I beg of all the younger folks on Ao3 to understand two things:

from someone who’s been on ao3 for 5+ years: don’t do this. don’t repost your fics (youll lose your comments and kudos if you do) and don’t change the posting date (people can tell and it’s tacky). it’s not worth keeping your fics on the front page. if you tag correctly people can and will use the very competent search function to find your work even if it’s YEARS old. if youre writing something ppl want to read they will look through their favourite tags to find it. having high interaction, being posted recently, or posting at “peak” times won’t get you any more hits bc that’s not how anyone uses the site.

IT IS AN ARCHIVE NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE

IF YOU WANT TO PROMOTE IT YOU MAKE A POST ON OTHER SOCIAL MEDIA SITES BY OFFERING A SUMMARY AND A LINK

IT. IS. AN. ARCHIVE

TAG YOUR SHIT PROPERLY AND PEOPLE WILL FIND IT AND READ IT IF INTERESTED

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

I'm just trying to get the mood right

Reblog if you didn't notice the missing words