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Nicole | 19 | She/her

What I Say: My favorite genre is alternative history

What People Hear: I like considering what would happen if the Civil War/WW2/Cold War ended differently

What I Mean:

This book is River of Teeth by Sarah Gailey, and I highly recommend it if “extremely queer heist story of double-crossing and hippopotamuses” piques your interest.

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if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

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in my defense look at this dude! the level of ‘this dude fucks’ here is off the charts

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oh this dude does fuck

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If I looked into the light at the top of the Lighthouse I would simply not go insane from the terrible and awful beauty of something Man Was Not Meant To See

every time wearing western "cowboy" style clothing becomes fashionable again we don't bring back western shirts and i think that's a terrible shame because they're sexy as fuck

like... gays... imagine how unstoppable we'd be if we all dressed like this more often

lil nas x is the only gay person alive with any taste

there is only one good scene in banished and it's the one where buckley is trying to commit some casual murder, is immediately caught, and his face goes from >:3c to :'3

lil nas x is the only valid celebrity because he got rich and IMMEDIATELY started dressing like a fucking jojo villain