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It lives?

All right… I’ve been gone for over a year, mostly because it became too exhausting to keep up with Tumblr.

This is me doing a “comeback light”. I’m unlikely to become as active as I’ve been before, but since I’ve started writing again (fanfic, no less - I surprised myself there…), I thought I’d at least connect to the writing event(s) I’m participating in and might participate in later. Let’s see how long my motivation lasts. ;)

I blame all of this on @ishipgayshitsblog, btw, who came around the corner on AO3, asking me to do a writing collab. I have no idea what kind of magic was involved, but only a couple of days later, I was writing again. It didn’t even occur to me to protest. So… must have been witchcraft. There’s no other explanation…

Anyway, expect some posts with links to my stories coming up.

May be I put a curse, maybe I didn't, who knows 😏

Here’s the prompt list for Fluffvember 2020! My own posts for the list are going to be late, I can pretty much guarantee already, but if anyone else wants to join in, here’s the prompts. A text list is under the read more.

Yooo let's try it. I've already made 5 posts with my buddy on Ao3

I need to go on a tangent becausee HOLY SHIT. Let's rewind abit to when s2 started and Thomas was trying to earn Gordon's forgiveness (and to quote the bitch himself wooing). He bought him macadamia nuts and expensive chocolate. It might have been used as a gag like 'haha he buy pricy thing but he still say no haha' but like let's break it down.

It was stated in the show that he got him nuts for 3 weeks straight so that means 3×7 which is 21. So he got him jars of nuts for 21 days. And macadamia nuts are not cheap it costs 25$ for a one pound bag. And since we don't have the amount that was in the jars stated we're gonna go with 1 pound. So that would mean 25×21 which equals. *Que drum rolls*. 525 DOLLARS. And that is excluding the cost of the chocolates.

I remember he said that he got him dark chocolate sea salted caramels so I did a quick googlw search and found one made by ghiradelli. And that shit costs 24 dollars and 95 cents. And if we add the costs of the nuts and chocolate together we get a whopping 549 DOLLARS AND 95 CENTS

Our boy spent 500 dollars just to woo a bitch. And that right there is honestly love. I mean who would spend that much money on some random bitch. They gotta be special and this brings me to my conclusion. Gordon Katsumoto I know you're allergic to nuts but like he spent 500+ dollars on your ass the least you could do was say "thanks btw" cuz like dude he is broke. And fucking 500 dollars is half a thousand.

Tl:dr:Thomas Magnum spent a fuck ton of cash just to get his crush to like him and that's a mood.

Since I don't have access to the NSFW channel I shall post my thought here

TEEN!BENJI DUNN WAS A SLUT

Look, he’s just so talented, he’s a film-maker, producer and writer in his own right. An enormously talented actor. And also he’s just so wonderful to work with, just so incredibly professional, always there, always making it fun. You know we work really hard but i like to work with people I enjoy being around and having fun and a laugh. You just tick all the boxes with Simon Pegg. Smart, talented, funny, fun to hang out with. What more could you want? ~ tom Cruise

how come Tom describes Simon like you would describe a wife???

-Lyn

What She Says: I'm fine
What She Means: You know, Ethan was fully willing to die so that Benji could be saved. Ethan cares so much about his friends and loved ones. He's a vulnerable sort of guy. He has openly cried, and he isn't one to be sexist or misogynistic. He just barely gets by when he tries to save the world. And He earns it, he gets the shit beaten out of him up until the end of each movie. But everyone still thinks that he is just a projection of Tom Cruise and he's not. He has his own personality and he has a distinct lack of toxic masculinity that I'm sure many people would latch onto, but Ethan Hunt is underappreciated in popular culture and is only known as that character that Tom Cruise uses as an excuse to do crazy stunts. When each stunt is utilized to further the narrative and isn't there without intention, especially in the newer films. The narratives of each film are well constructed and each has something unique to bring to the franchise. And it sucks that it's just seen as action movie fodder.

I’m just a sucker for a cold-hearted lover 

Ethan x August

Miles Come Back here and  answer for your thought crimes 

Thot crimes amiright

Also just accidentally called Ethan Ethan Lane in my head it’s Cursed Hours

Ethan x Lane x Walker 90k slowburn angst/fluff

both of you are grounded

GUYS WHAT THE FCUCK -Lyn

tfw when everything was going right but then you remember how useless your fucking art degree is 

that others feel when your mom disregards your sexuality and tells you to stop talking about homophobia in church all the time Cause you’re a fucking disappointment (she didn’t say that part but she might as well have)  

(no one needs to know about that. You don’t need to tell people about your sexuality. You’re not in the closet) 

I can’t be in the closet if I’m not a Lesbian in this household apparently. 

I knew bi-erasure was a thing, but I don’t even get a fucking closet goddamn.

If that’s the case let me Just tell my Dad that I’m fuckin Bi. 

My conservative religious latino father. 

Who on numerous occasions has expressed his disgust with gay people and gay marriage being legalized. 

yeah, Why Don’t I do That. hmmmm.

I hate this shit

that sounds terrible Nancy I hope one day you’re able to leave or atleast your parents change their views

Anonymous asked:

As an 11th grader, what should i expect from shitty indonesian education system?

depends on what school you’re in honestly.

if you’re in private school, you’re in good hands. The teacher will be there for you to teach you the good stuff. Be grateful if you’re in private school

On public school, in the other hand………. well teachers hardly ever teach here. They’re just gonna give you lots and lots of homeworks. Your friend is gonna be your hero, they’ll teach you for good. I’m acing tests thanks to my friends and tutors (i hire private tutors to teach me at home) ✨✨👏👏

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i can confirm

“just torrent it! just pirate it! streaming sites exist!” (proceeds to give absolutely zero clear instructions on how to do any of these things)

hokay well first you need adblock and antivirus, obvs.

I can’t give you much advice on streaming. if you want to stream, you can probably just google it and dig around a bit till you find a site. I don’t know a lot of good streaming sites because it’s a hassle and I don’t like doing it, but there’s less risk of viruses or your isp getting pissy. So if you don’t mind extra legwork for less risk, streaming is fine.

Now, if you want to torrent, there’s some initial set up but after that getting what you’re after is a lot easier.

Step 1: first you need a torrenting program.

there’s a lot of options but right now I use Tixati. Go ahead and get that installed. This is what allows you to download torrents.

Step 2: Now you probably want a VPN. This helps prevent the previously mentioned ‘isp gettin pissy’ problem. some torrents will have trackers that tattle on you to Comcast or whoever provides your internet. A VPN disguises your ip address to make it harder for them to figure out where you are. In my experience, if you’re just torrenting the occasional game or movie and not like, guzzling terrabytes of just-released content, the worst that will happen is your isp will shut your internet off till you call them and apologize and make some excuse about your neighbor’s kids using the wifi. they can’t actually do shit besides that. But if you want to avoid the hassle, use a VPN and torrent smart. Only get torrents from trusted sources, avoid brand new or leaked content which is more likely to be being watched, and don’t leave the actual torrent file (not the downloaded content but the torrent itself) sitting on your computer longer than necessary. 

For VPNs, there’s a lot of options. Tunnelbear is generally well respected service. But it’s not free, and I don’t think something that heavy duty is really necessary for casual torrenting. If you’re messin around in the dark web and shit or torrenting on a daily basis, maybe. But for casual use, I get by with the free VPn built into the Opera web browser. Important note- Opera is basically the lite version of Chrome, it’s owned by google. Companies can buy their way through its security. It’s not perfect. But like I said, if you’re being smart and only torrenting occasionally, it’s a decent free option.

Step 3: Now that you’ve got your torrent program installed and your VPN running, it’s time to pick a torrent site!

The Pirate Bay is the oldest and best option when it comes to torrenting sites, imo. In particular because 1. you can sort results by number of seeders (the more seeds, the faster it downloads) 2.they make it easy to identify trusted sources. Look for the pink skull next to the link. These torrents will generally be safer than any others.

Unfortunately, pbay is also the most well known pirate site, so it goes down pretty often. if you don’t feel like waiting for it to come back up, you can check out other sites like Kickass Torrents or  EZTV. If you find one or all of those is always “down” it may be that your isp is blocking your access to the site. Google a proxy, most of these sites have several, and use a vpn.

So, first lets search for gomens on pb.

Bam. There you go. Pick the third one down. The others have more seeds, but the pink skull means this one is safer.

click the green ‘get this torrent’ magnet link, and it’ll ask if it can open Tixati. Let it do its thing. Tixati will take a minute to download the basic info about the file, then ask your permission to start.

you can see the files included in the torrent there, and where they will be saved. If it all looks good, hit start and wait. Depending on your internet speed, it may take a while. When it’s done, hit stop and remove to get rid of the torrent file and go enjoy your content. And that’s it! You’re done! It’s much less complicated than it seems.

Have fun, torrent responsibly, support unions and Fuck Amazon.

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I’m an avid pirate myself and I use rarbg.to, there’s a lot of rumors that pirate bay is a honeypot so I’m a lot wary of it and really do not use it without a VPN get a VPN!!!!!