U live in the same world as Breakfast
going back in time to kill whatever ancestor of mine preferred to organize shiny objects in a line based off of their physical attributes instead of socialize with the other pre-hominids and as I approach her with a big rock in my hand ready to take the shot I catch a fleck out of the side of my eye. when i turn my head i see a tapestry of rocks lined up with precision over fields, the morning sun cresting the scene in such a way that they illuminate the flat plains like gems against a golden plate. the magnificence of such freeform expression speaks to the part of my soul that i repressed out of a perceived rotted, atavistic wrongness that burrowed itself so deep, the only exorcism i could call just demanded the extinction of my entire lineage. having now been gently humbled by self worth, i place the rock that was to be used for violence in her woven basket with the others, knowing that she will find a place for it in her grand design. camera zooms out and it turns out we are on a prehistoric french fry at a dinosaur mcdonalds and the rocks were prehistoric ground salts the whole time.
nooo tbe cigarete got gender dyspjoria :(((((((
my ps4 has been in storage for an entire month now and i want to play guilty gear so bad i'm shaking. not literally. but figuratively.
Guilty Gear Popularity Poll
counting every injection of estrogen i do as another covid booster when job applications ask me about my immunization status
i jusut want to be vocals/guitar in the tranny version of number girl or uminote is that so much to FUCKING ask. thats my life goal
ive been listening to snowing and getting fucked up for 12 years and im not going to stop now!!!!!!!!
ive just realized i deleted the snowingbrokeup account i used to use "back in the day" and reblog every mention of snowing to say "just heard the news....." to. i don't know why i did that. that was a great bit
ive been listening to snowing and getting fucked up for 12 years and im not going to stop now!!!!!!!!
the walking polar bear gif is already one of my favourite gifs so can you imagine the noise I made when I saw this version
lrb i actually think if we didn't have cars outdoor cats would be mostly fine. when i lived in san carlos park there were outdoor cats everywhere and people took care of them together and i thought that was great. the neighborhood cats that we all loved. a nice idea. it wasn't safe bc of cars but luckily it was kind of a tucked in neighborhood most people couldn't get driving very fast in anyways.
the flipside of this is people would also let their DOGS be OUTDOOR DOGS in san carlos park which. was a problem. often.
my then-partner had a german shepherd and i would take him for walks and there would just be like. pitbulls and stuff roaming the streets like they were guarding their territory and it was like. i just want to take the dog to the field at the end of the road so he can shit please do not fight