i had a fever dream about hrt gummies

[tip me im broke lol]

"Do you wish your vacheena was a peeNis or geegnis is vagengi. Want big boober or tiddied explode of [reverberating] fuck."

"Introducing H R T. Destosteroast. Estrager. Whendsforiain't forya."

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since cmc has uploaded, I will remind all of you that if you are in any way supporting him or his content you are not welcome on my blog my art is not for you I dont care if we are mutuals or you're a cool artist if I find out you are supporting him I'm blocking

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

World Heritage Post

FUCK THIS TUSIGIFKFMFKEKEHHWJEHWJW I DIDNT MISS THIS

Theres an actual AO3 fanfiction of this. And… its damn good writing.

aw shucks!

This post is like getting slapped in the face multiple times… and then having you’re neck snapped.

the best comment i’ve gotten so far is “i’m enjoying this (derogatory)”

my spongebob favorite quotes video is making its rounds again so i made another, there are still so many more it would probably be like an hour long

POST PLUS IS COMING, WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT!

Despite the fancy survey, changes to the UI and TOS reveal we’re getting the service in the future whether we want it or not. Obviously, Post+ is a terrible idea that is trying to bank revenue on user content. Unlike patreon or onlyfans, tumblr’s primary focus is on FAN content. The legality of this is NOT in the users favor and as the new tumblr TOS states, said users will be entirely liable for whatever legal matters arise.

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING?

Besides filling out the survey, it’s time to show tumblr we mean business and show our displeasure by hitting them where it hurts.

Ad revenue.

We’re proposing a 24 hour log off as phase one of this protest.

WHEN IS THE PROTEST?

AUGUST 6th, 2021        12 am Eastern Time (US)          5 am Greenwich Mean Time          6 am Central European Time          8 am Moscow Standard Time          1 pm Australian Western Time          2 pm Japan Standard Time          3:30 pm Australian Central Time          4 pm Australian Eastern Time AUGUST 5th, 2021          11 pm Mountain Time (US)            9 pm Pacific Time (US)

THE END TIME IS 24 HOURS FROM START TIME!!!

So no posting, no queues, no likes, and no reblogs!

WHAT IF I CAN’T/WHAT ELSE CAN I DO?

Like this post and share it AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE. Use the hashtags #tumblrlogoff2021 or #postplusprotest on ANY and ALL social media.

WILL THIS WORK?

Maybe, maybe not. It’s an attempt at doing SOMETHING.

@rat-on-fire your time has come my friend

@one-time-i-dreamt please spread this

@pmseymourva you know what must be done

Marked it on calendar

when ranboo laughs reblog if you agree

badboyhalo appreciation <3

-Created MunchyMC after MCPVP shut down bc he wanted to create a place where he could be w/ his friends

-Dream said MunchyMC changed his life for the better

-Dream talking about how Bad helped him through a panic attack

-Dream talking about how he went to Bad for advice before a job interview

-Dream was banned on MCPVP and Bad unbanned him because he thought the ban was unfair. “I would do it again every time” “never stand for less than right” -Bad

-Bad was one of the first people Ant came out to

-Ant and Velvet met though Bad/MunchyMC

-Ant wants Bad to officiate his wedding with Velvet

-Velvet said Bad was one of the most accepting people he knows

-Bad bought Ponk a 60 pack of ramen to help him get through Uni (it lasted 2 months)

-Bad helped Dream pay rent before he blew up on YouTube

-Ant, Skeppy and other, were fans of Bad before they became friends with him

-When Punz returned the Minecraft community after leaving it for a couple years, he was welcomed back on MunchyMC

-Dream loves Bad like a brother

-All of Bad’s friends (the MunchyMC people) know all of Skeppy’s memes that he trolled Bad with aka they all watched Skeppy’s content when Bad was in it 

-Bad has known Punz, George, Dream, Sapnap, Sam, and Ponk for upwards of 10 years

-Hbomb was amazed that so many people knew each other through Bad and described him as the “Founding Titan” from Attack of the Titans

-Created “Purgatory” on MunchyMC, a place to send hackers/cheaters without banning them. His reasoning was that he didn’t want to make people pay for an unban, he wanted to let people redeem themselves and get a second chance

-Stopped himself from telling a prank he pulled in the past because he he was aware of his impressionable audience and didn’t want to “give them bad ideas”

-Reasoning for not swearing is to create family friendly content for kids whose parents didn’t let them watch content with swearing

-Says he doesn’t mind/likes it when others look to him like an older brother figure

-Hopped on Skeppy’s stream that time Skeppy was visibly and audibly depressed solely to comfort him up

-Sank hours of his time helping Karl with TFTSMP builds 

-When he talks about his more dangerous hobbies (knife throwing, competitive shooting, paintballing, archery, etc.) he also always preaches safety

-Genuinely loves his fanbase and community and always tells us and expresses that

-Always credits art he uses and always emphasizes the importance of crediting artists (once spent hours looking for an art cred)

-Loves Rat so much and always tweets about her; keeps a folder of just fanart of Rat

-Deliberately doesn’t tell the audience details about his DSMP character (like what species his character is) so we can run wild with headcanons and our own ideas  

-So inclusive and willing to involve other people in things (grabbed basically every CC not involved in lore and put them in the Bloodvines arc, e.g. Ponk, Purpled, Eret, Punz, Skeppy) (Ponk said a couple months ago he wasn’t comfortable with lore rp and now he’s actually playing a role)

-Killed cringe culture with his bare hands (this man says “owo” and “uwu” unironically) 

-Broke character and got genuinely emotional and distressed at the thought of losing Skeppy even in rp

-Stopped repeatedly killing George in MC because he didn’t want to take away from the viewers’ experience (can’t be said for karl, quackity, and sapnap lol)

-Hbomb says he likes letting Bad just talk because he thinks Bad is super interesting and nice to listen to

And finally,

-Cultivating a supportive and welcoming environment from the very beginning; not tolerating toxicity and hate (Bad himself commented how he noticed the Dream Team/other MunchyMC people got less toxic over the years he’s known them). He’s the backbone of this corner of the MCYT community. 

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What the fuck

This comes around every thanksgiving for like 3 years running now and it activates my fight or flight response

The only thing I trust is the cake but there’s a huge cursed vibe like a god of chaos and disorder decided to have a photoshoot and this is the result

If you don’t have actual wings to escape Crete with your son, home-made is fine

No It Isn’t

I felt like these all needed to be in the same place

this is how I know it’s getting reblogged again, because suddenly my notes are full of this

feeling droopy !! :)

date of origin: 1st of april, 2016.

this unironically slaps if someone posted this exact gif in 2020 with that exact description as a shitpost it would have 30k notes

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

Pedophilia is bad should not be a radical statement.

No really, please reblog this if you can, because this site in general, but fandom spaces especially bad for this, to the point where people are genuinely afraid of harassment they may face for saying ‘Pedophilia is a bad thing and you probably should not encourage it’ or for calling it what it is. Fandom spaces are also especially bad for screaming about how it’s ‘just fiction’ when we know damn well that fiction impacts reality.

In case anyone feels like continuing to argue this post, I have multiple real actual pedophiles telling me to ‘deal with’ their attraction to children and being allowed to produce content with it for said children to read so like, this is a serious problem.

I mean you can find them in the notes. Real pedo’s are comfortable in fandom spaces because they know y’all will defend them now with ‘but that’s just fictional, they would never do it in real life!!’

@ anyone who excuses pedophilia in any way: Get the fuck off my blog, you’re disgusting and you’re not welcome here.

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S

bro whyd i think they meant an actual freaking dragon

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

this means…denny’s….

Denny’s is absolutely the domain of a god of chaos and revelry

Everything suddenly makes so much sense