Was Elrond in a gay marriage? We don’t know, because it’s none of our goddamn business. … No matter what Elrond got up to, it didn’t effect his ability to perform his job like a boss. And that is to provide travelers with great directions.
reblog if you would also like to be ruled by a well-appointed bisexual elf wizard
“Poor? Have you tried starving? “
What if we
And I do mean this
Set their buildings on fucking fire
― Oscar Wilde
Looks like they’re doing both at once now!
Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]
Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]
purr-fect pitch…
It’s not even just a C, it’s the C. The correct octave and everything! This cat is a musical master 😭
purr-fect heritage post
This came to me in a flash of inspiration.
[id: image is a screencap from Lord of the Rings showing Gollum in the Dead Marshes. It is captioned, "Don't open the comments section." End ID.]
This story used to creepy me out so much as a kid. I thought it had the creepiest twist ending.
You can listen to the book HERE
Just watched a woman slather a whole jar of diced garlic on three huge salmon steaks and put on in each microwave at work
It’s going to smell hellacious later
It was so awful I had to work in another building for the rest if the day
Word is she left the fish and went back to her desk to pack up and quit
The stench was so awful they had to open all the doors which required bringing security from two other sites
Most of my department went home for the day
Holy SHIT
what a fucking power move, oh my god.
i am so sorry you had to deal with the olfactory fallout, but my GOD.
i am still so in awe of this woman.
fuck everyone who has ever tried to make me feel guilty about the amount of sugar in FRUIT
I made another thing.
With apologies to Neil Gaiman.
No apologies needed.
walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa
i love paintings that look as if they have ghosts in them
this painting by andrew wyeth has got SO many ghosts in it. most andrew wyeth paintings have ghosts in, but this is off the scale!
this painting by dragan bibin has only one ghost as far as i can tell, but it's a really scary ghost (the dog thinks so too)
this painting by meraud guevara looks very peaceful, but unfortunately it has a ghost in it. i can't tell you where, but it does
you might think you can see the ghosts in this dorothea tanning painting, but you're wrong. the little girls are just ordinary girls. the actual ghost is behind one of those doors.
marvin cone. for fucks sake just look at it
