they are not really drunk
see but the fucking. symbolism of crowley not having a home this season. he is quite literally between doors, not belonging anywhere, trying to find a person place to call home.
meanwhile aziraphale still has his bookshop and no idea about crowley's lack of housing because they don't fucking communicate, quite literally stuck in his old space surrounded by old books and ideas. and when he borrows the bentley he tries to change it to make it prettier and more comfortable for himself just like he tried to get crowley to be an angel again.
but crowley in the bookshop? mr. anthony "im not a bookkeeper" janthony crowley? he walks around with stacks of books in his arms, answers the phone, would never dare to actually sell any of his books, and respects his space as what it is. he saves his books in '41 and takes the prophecy book as a "souvenir" when the shop burns down, he knows how important they are to aziraphale.
while him saying you cant leave this bookshop is very much not about the shop, i do think he does mean the shop in a way. it has been their safe place for decades (centuries? im not quite sure how old it really is), and crowley loses whatever sense of comfort and security he still had left without it.
Thinking about that silly little pre-divorce car.
i still don't think I've fully processed the implications of the Crowley-as-an-angel scene and how it shows that he's been trying to prevent armageddon since before time even began. he heard that 6000-year universal age limit and immediately knew what it meant. it was the first thing he did "wrong", the cause of his first and oldest and deepest wound, it's "you can't kill kids", it's his deeply held belief that it's not acceptable to create just to destroy. he tries to stop it before it even begins and he Falls, he tries again after the first 6000 years & temporarily succeeds. he says let's run away but he hasn't yet, and it's hard to imagine he actually will.
I love it when people ask shit like “Which world would you rather live in? Star Trek or Star Wars?” When like, Star Trek takes place in a world where mankind has erradicated diseases and war and explore space to make contact with new civilizations, and in Star Wars everything is old and dusty and every 20 years a new angry white man murders half the galaxy.
People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman
tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses
discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform
youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification
reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support
facebook: my mom is on there
They are studying us in petri dishes
my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen
this is surprisingly useful actually
stop wasting space and add another
tres ibuprofenitos
widovvs
fuck. the final fucktier. these are the fucks of the fuckship fuckterprise
:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]
:3 is my favorite. Full of deceit and silliness. The jester’s face. The culmination of all that’s chaotic and ever changing.
:) can be ominous, if it’s alone or accompanied by odd context! But sometimes, it’s yer friendly ol smile. :] is a friendly face. That is a friend. Look at it. What harm could it possibly do?
:3!!!
You have the secret knowledge my friend
The little guys are here… the littlest of smiles… like being handed a flower on a nice day…
Like this almost
You understand the treasures!
they go on adventures together, backyardigans style