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right in front of my depression

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taylor | 20ish | just ur average suburban dad

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

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DUDE

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

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i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

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Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

Bad.

1. Perfume.

2. Soap. Yeah, they had soap from a pretty early point. Sometimes it was scented and sometimes it just smelled like lye, but there you go. Ditto scented powders, lotions, hair products, cosmetics, etc.

3. Whatever their clothes smelled like. Not always body odor. Linen was worn next to the skin with masculine and feminine clothing alike for a LOT of western history, to wick up sweat. I’ve worn a linen chemise under a long-sleeved Edwardian summer dress in Manhattan in August, and even after like six hours, my dress smelled faintly of the lavender it was stored with. My chemise reeked when I got undressed later, but none of the smell had escaped. No joke. Shit really works.

4. Occupational smells. A baker might smell of bread and faintly of sweat, a blacksmith of sweat and iron, a medieval priest of incense, a Victorian teacher of chalk, etc.

5. Yes, sometimes bad. But not everyone by a long shot, and not all the time.

Also they definitely didn’t want to smell bad, and used all resources available to them to avoid it. So, barring any allergies, use some damn deodorant.

Deodorant is a huge friend. *glares at my partner who still isn’t getting it*

Do you think the wet bandits from home alone ever held each other? Ever kissed each other, gently, and then passionately? Explored each other’s bodies, huddled in the back of their van?

bringing this back for Christmas

the meme is past its heyday but this was the origin of the “explored each others bodies” memes from this year. I’ve stayed humble about it though. merry christmas again. 

May 31st, 2020: MONTREAL POLICE (SPVM) ARE TEARGASSING PEACEFUL BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTORS.

UPDATE: THE COPS ARE ALSO SHOOTING RUBBER BULLETS AT THE PROTESTORS:

I was there and the protest was peaceful for over 3 hours until the police decided it was time for it to be over and it was now illegal…. All Cops Are Bastards!

Source: twitter.com