Me yesterday: okay I'll do my best to have a normal sleep schedule, I'm going for 7/8 hours of sleep, waking up before 10 in the morning, all that stuff

Me today: *decides to take a nap at 8pm then waking at 1am and can't sleep again until 5am*

yikes

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n-a-r-c-i-s-a

humanismo-nostalgico

“No era mi día. Ni mi semana, ni mi mes, ni mi año. Ni mi vida. ¡Maldita sea!”

— Charles Bukowski

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basket

ladragonaria

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

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belleslettres-love

Strong evidence that Sirius and Remus are alive and well and living in my neighborhood…

We were at the grocery store and this man with soft brown hair and a scar down one cheek was walking around holding hands with this over-the-top handsome man with long black hair and a leather jacket, and I’m like, look, and my husband is like, please don’t…

This morning, we saw the same guy with the soft brown hair and the scar walking a poorly behaved black Deerhound-type dog that looked genuinely offended to be on a leash, no leather jacketed man in sight… and I’m raising my eyebrow at my husband, and he’s looking back at me like, yes, you were right…

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faridaspeare

"و لو أن إبليس يومًا رآكِ، لقبل عينيك ثم اهتدى"

"And if the devil were to see you, he would kiss your eyes and repent"

-farouq gouida

Current life status: dancing to Michael Jackson at 2 am because u have too much shit to do and u have to stay awake and don’t wanna stress about it

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HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

teenyweenynotepad

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

This must be a sign 🌌

wish i do smth cool to end this year

yknow

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You know you’re short when you seat in the toilet and you can’t reach the floor

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incorrecthogwarts-blog

Gryffindor: You need to accept that sarcasm will get you nowhere in life

Slytherin: But it got me to the Sarcasm World Championships in Nicaragua back in 1996

Gryffindor: Really?

Slytherin: No you idiot

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shitthehousessay

Slytherin: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

Ravenclaw: Did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours.

Slytherin: Fuck