Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

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big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

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DAWWW SO CUTE :>

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they use human chairs but really badly

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

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it’s not polite!

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you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

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you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

@basiliskfree @noivern a solution: giant beanbag chairs

Draw that in a separate post also these

I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just… Idk Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

@shiraglassman have you seen all these?

This movie already is the most hilarious animated crossover ever made in history omg

Sounds perfectly understandable to me.

She gie’d her mammy a cake, she turnt intae a big bear, and her old yin tried tae dae her in. If that’s no pure mess, I don’t know wut is. Simples.

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I’ll be honest, I got the first part of that, and the last part.  But there is an entire sentence in the middle, that evidently is about her father trying to kill her mother, that sounds completely unintelligible to me.  I assumed it was another language - potentially Gaelic but honestly, I’ve never heard that spoken before so I was taking a guess there.

I watched Brave and had absolutely no trouble understanding the entire movie so they’re definitely increasing the accent here for comedic value.  But also it’s not just an accent - that second part of the first sentence isn’t understandable even transcribed.

I’m a weird one though - I grew up in an asian country (not white), and somehow despite multi-lingual parents and siblings (as is expected in that asian country), my only and mother tongue is English.

It’s no Gaelic, it is however Scots :)

“Big Yin” is a common Glasgow term, and this is important, cause Billy Connolly who voiced her Da, is from Glasgow. It’s also the name was known by during his rise to fame, and is still affectionately known as “The Big Yin”.

It basically means “the big man” (note: a person does not need to be tall or large in stature to be called the big man, sometimes it can mean something else like “boss” or “strong personality”). So yea. Was a nice wee addition to her dialogue, though they’ve made her more Weegie for sure.

Are you saying “The Big Yin” could also translate into “Big Dick Energy”???

Abso-fucking-lutely.

It’s funny that what to me is Elsa’s blissed out face. She looks high as fuck. Good for her!

She really did let it go.

Belle is just in the back trying to ignore the noise and read if that isn't me.

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Elara: I will now check your loyalty by reading your mind
Maven: mare mare mare mare mare mare mare mare maremare mare mare mare mare mare mare mare mare mare mare mare mare
Elara: what the fuck
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canon: they died
fanfic: fUCK YOU
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Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

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Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

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Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

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Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

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hwykiynt//COIN: a summary

don’t cry 2020: don’t be afraid of the future everything will be fine

boyfriend: stop being such an emo edgelord i don’t need this negativity in my life right now

talk too much: small talk is lame, let’s make out

i don’t wanna dance: Crippling Social Anxiety™

hannah: you can do great things in life but dating me is not one of them

are we alone?: get off ur goddamn phone

heart eyes: you’re rly nice and ily but u need to be nice to urself too

lately ii: that surprise bonus track at the end tho

feeling: over it

miranda beach: C R U S H

malibu 1992: why did u leave me