isabell-1212-blog reblogged
pretty girls: id rather be called beautiful than hot
me: lol ill take what i can get

me: *does one push up* me: i could kill god
IM FUCKING CRYUINGGGGG
This is me
can school stop for just one month so i can catch my breath g damm
raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time
*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*
me watching my own snapchat story: she is so damn funny i love her
Reblog for a smile ❤
Nicki Minaj @ a meet and greet: Hi! What’s your name?
Me:
Did you know we also have an Instagram? You can follow us @justbadpuns
did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
After wearing stilettos my feet need time to heel..
listen, i’m soft and anxious and i’m just trying not to get hurt.
BIG FUCKING MOOD

