well that was a good snack

time for 7 more

dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok 

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge

My living room smells so lovely right now.  I love that my favorite flower is always blooming on my birthday.

modern-day mother teresa

One time during my freshmen year of college I forgot to do a history paper that was worth 20% of my grade and the teacher didn’t accept late work, so I waited until the professor handed back the papers and angrily asked where mine was. The teacher felt so bad for losing it he let me re-do the entire paper and gave me an A-

You fucking champ

does anyone get really mad when other people try to tell your pets what to do

The American collegiate system in one gif set

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

hearing your voice through a recording

short wedding dress

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals