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Which one are you? I’m Aerial Fishing
weak. tungsten or bust.
The must-have wedding gift this season!
me trying to be supportive: can i offer you a nice "we should kill them" in this trying time?
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Hello, Trojan Army! How would you like a loaf of nice freshly-baked bread?
I just want to crawl inside there
[ID: single piece of prepackaged French toast. The label reads ENGLISH FRENCH TOAST in English, Japanese, and katakana, on a background of a Russian flag. The toast is labelled as “American”, accompanied by a Spanish flag, and a small notice in the bottom corner reads “Made in China”. The serving suggestion shows the french toast being used as the base of a pizza.]
The writing is in Japanese. Not sure what it says, but going by the rest of this, it can’t be accurate.
The top one is katakana, the Japanese alphabet traditionally used to spell out foreign words. It’s just spelling out “English French Toast”.
The bottom one I can’t parse because I don’t know the kanji, but it says Germany-something. Which is not promising.
it says “German style”
Item: International Toast
Nurse: "Your sturgeon will be in shortly"
Patient: "You mean my surgeon?"
Nurse: "No."
*an 800 pound fish flops into the room, thrashing violently on the linoleum and knocking medical equipment to the floor*
poké kitties
Meowth is def butthole licking energy.
i like the typography on this sign, it's like an old internet rant page
I simply don't think that's true eBooks.com but thank you anyway
This person had the sign that this sign is making fun of further back in their yard, for whatever that's worth.
travelling back to the paleolithic era to explain to a neanderthal that in the future there will be food that is simultaneously disgusting and also the best tasting food you've ever eaten. the neanderthal nods and says "oh yeah we have that" and leads me to a clearing in the woods where a perfectly normal mcdonalds sits.
I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)