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Isaac e/they/em

@isaacisunsure

Any machine can be a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough! ;) {greyro-ace} sorry, but this is slowly becoming all about the magnus archives because I am its bitch. @isaacisunsure-artblog

In honor of women's history month and the mother of atomic fission, I give you all an asexual lise meitner pfp thing!!

(I originally just made it for myself, but I saw there were absolutely none, and she reminds me so much of myself that I figure someone else may also want this. )

Go crazy! Repost! Reblog! I don't give a shit! Took me two minutes so I really do not care, anyone can use it wherever you want.

Happy Woman's History Month!!

Reminder that it's aphobia if you tell an aspec that they need a partner to be happy.

Yes, even if you told them first that you accept them the way they are, and you're just "expressing concern".

Here's your daily reminder that fitting the negative stereotypes that are associated with being aromantic does not invalidate you in any way and you're just as worthy of respect as someone who doesn't fit any of said stereotypes

real-horse-facts

can i bite you please please please please

Go ahead! Bite right into my juicy burgers. Now $FREE*

*Today only; restrictions apply; void where prohibited

no, eat mine instead

But yours aren't free

but at least they're fresh

Unlike you

devastation to my self esteem aside,

no u

Both of yours are crusty. Ours, on the other hand, are made from farm-fresh beef right here in Wisconsin!

Oh shut it Culver's, we're having a civil conversation. Don't interrupt the grownups.

*pouts* Fine :((

You're a big meanie 😠

You're saying that this

is better than this?

Really??

You're saying this:

Is worse than this:

Yeah, it's got ketchup smeared all over it 🤮

I did not know this was a real opinion actual people had

I can't even fathom not liking ketchup

yeah cmon culvers-unofficial

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...who doesn't hate ketchup...

Answer the question, Culvie's.

oh hey a new person and they already disagree with me

"Oh no, stop that! You're gonna make me Cream!" She said to Thomas as he stopped for a moment. "I wasn't being serious" She said, but Thomas was too busy thinking. He wanted a blizzard, not cream.

So in honor of Thomas, we are giving away Double-price blizzards at half the price! Only for a limited time!

Is this even coherent

I don't know, are we talking about trains?

Trains? No, strangely written suggestive material about blizzards the ice cream? Yes

Oh, I thought we were talking about Thomas the train and his friends

Were we not?

I thought it was Maze Runner?

The first thing that ran through my mind was Doubting Thomas from the Bible...

There's a Thomas in the Bible?

Yup. One of the disciples

The deciples should've had cooler names, like Bendajiaus The Destroyer or something

TRUE

name one Adjectious the Devourer

Dude if everyone in the bible was named like this I'd convert

I mean, there was someone called Mahershalalhashbaz

Holy shit what they did not tell me that in vacation bible school

I'm so confused rn, somebody help pls

Bible stuff(?) 🤷

this shit is so confusing that it's making me drop the reversed text what the actual fuck

Which bit is confusing? /genq

???SDRAZZILB ????ENIGNE KNAT EHT SAMOHT ?gnimaerc ?elbib

Oh

Yeah

?????????REGRUB MUC EHT ?txen s'tahW

I just got an ask containing one of those words, guess which one

?regrub

No 😔

?muC

Yeah

Dunno how to answer it lol

answer it by punching the bitch in the face

I don't wanna be mean 🥺👉👈

If its any consolation, today’s soup is full of Cream.

that is some consolation thank you

hello if you are aromantic or arospec please know I care about you so much. this goes for romance favorable aros, oriented aros, loveless aros, aplatonic aros, allosexual aros, aros who are in a relationship, aros who never want to be in a relationship, poly aros, and every other aro identifying person. you are all amazing, complete people and I wish the best for you.

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barbie-isalive

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

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rabid-logan

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

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shrinking-ulzzang

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

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bootleg-firework

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

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starcrossedcherik

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

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appropriately-inappropriate

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

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bronzewitch30928

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

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frosty-smosh

We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…

Sadly this is needed for lgbt+ people too. Stay safe darlings

When the fire alarm was ever triggered for any reason other than a known drill, my teachers always had us lock down for 3-5 minutes before evacuating us. If that doesn’t say something about the state of this problem, I don’t know what will

SO! DOES ANYBODY HAVE AN AVAILABLE FORM OF IMMORTALITY THAT DOES NOT HAVE TO DO WITH EITHER SLOWING ROTTING INTO BONES, WRITING A DAEMONIC CONTRACT, OR BECOMING IMMATERIAL? I JUST HAVE MORE THINGS TO DO AND THIS ROTTING FLESHY FORM IS GETTING IN THE WAY. I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO DIE, I AM TOO BUSY.

We have a frosty for that

We have a radioactive Baja Blast for that!!!

we got the gross ice cream muck that the employees still haven't cleaned out for that

i think theres a cracker in the back you can try

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Have a red goop heartworm Boston cream

YOU ARE JUST SAYING WORDS. THESE ARE NOT STATEMENTS, NOR ARE THEY OFFERS.

you're just mad you cant make red goop heartworm boston creams aren't you

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goblins-against-cops

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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bizzitybobbityboo

I certainly hope so, since this is one of my sets of pronouns.

It would be weird if i didn’t seeing as i am a they/them…

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Me and my siblings use these pronouns! They are definitely valid

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sl33pinbuti

people who don’t use these pronouns are fuckin wild … these pronouns are valid. always.

Jim sat on the sidewalk. He was ruined. His entire business was being shut down after the police discovered his tax evasion. They, however, didn't discover the pictures from the bushes of his employees when they were home.

He walks to grace and threatens to blackmail her...

UNLESS SHE BUYS HIM A SMORE BLIZZARD, BACK FOR A LIMITED TIME!

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Reblog if you genuinely support asexuals

It terrifies me that there’s so much raging passion in the lgbt+ community that insist on marginalizing asexuals and implying that asexuals don’t deserve to have safe spaces. There’s still so much acephobia so I just wanna know which blogs are genuinely supportive and a safe space for asexuals