non-practicing slut. is this anythign

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

this photo from Atlanta’s lesbian bar last weekend is so amazing. we need to add it to the canon of images like This. A femme about to pounce!!!

[Image ID: a crowded lesbian bar. the camera is focused on the interaction of two black women. one of them is squatting down onstage wearing black cowboy regalia with silver accents. the other is wearing a simple black t-shirt, jean shorts, and a small smile on her face. both are staring deeply in each other's eyes. /.End ID]

i literally have to lay down after every minor task. going to the supermarket is a herculean effort. how am i supposed to live a life like this

i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

does anyone feel the layer of plexiglass between themselves and the rest of the world or is that just a me thing

It doesn't matter! (it actually matters a lot and I'm about to rip all my hair out because of it)

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

“people only *think* the economy is bad because of rising grocery costs!” okay but that’s called food insecurity, and I cannot overstate how big of a deal that is. food prices are, historically speaking, the number one thing that people have rioted about.

Ok, so that poll about sleeping with the door closed because of The Killer had one obvious flaw. So, I present an alternate poll:

yesterday was january, today is january and tomorrow will still be january

bands in the sixties and seventies werent afraid of getting gay and tranny with it. wgat happened

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck