Retirement Home Rumble: Round 2

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

GO FACELESS OLD WOMAN

Retirement Home Rumble: Round 2

Why they would crush the other geezers under the cut:

WARNING: There may be spoilers

Oh lads we're gonna have to work hard for this one

GO MURIEL GO

People who can do this amaze me.

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

I will never get over shit like this

Imagine the looney tunes level of fuckery you can pull with people walking by to see that painting and think it’s real for a second.

People who can do this amaze me.

for the first 10 seconds i was absolutely certain it was gonna be this cat

I will never get over shit like this

Imagine the looney tunes level of fuckery you can pull with people walking by to see that painting and think it’s real for a second.

I thought it was gonna be that weird cat too omg

more to come...

I just think. They'd be friends immediately

I obviously do not have a crush on Rio Morales

fitmc, aypierre, forever and philza on etoiles' instagram story!

ETOILES AND QUACKITY MET UP

q is sooooooooooooo tiny next to forever, i love them sm

new quackity tweet <3

Aaaaa that’s so sweet :((

My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™

Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.

47 y/o man with 3 kids:

Real conversation I had with my dad

Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to

Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that

Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?

Dad:

"all men are evil" is radfem/terf rhetoric, but clarifying "all cis men" because you want to signal that you're not transphobic doesn't work because it's still deeply rooted in radfem beliefs. It's saying you believe there's something inherently evil in being born/assigned "male", and you carry it over in how you treat ppl who transition in or out of that gender. "All cis men are evil", is gender essentialist and you can't get around that.

Fucking tired of ppl who think their terf soundbites with a fresh coat of paint are sooo progressive

you're not

also electrolytes!!

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

Tkhorm, a huge black beast and my old good friend, walks in the sunset field ~

Made in Blender.

Okay op first of all this is strikingly breathtaking and I can't believe I'm not looking at a real animal oh my gods!!!!!! 😭😭😭

Secondly I need you to know it looks like my cat

Someone did this in BLENDER and threw it on Tumblr for FREE and Disney with all their custom-made cutting-edge state-of-the-art programs can’t pull off realistic water bubbles and wants you to pay twenty bucks a ticket for it.

Support unions for CG artists. This is what being allowed to have passion looks like.

I love that I could tell it had hooves even though you covered the feet in grass. Phenomenal movement work!

THIS WAS MADE IN BLENDER?????