4 non blondes was right........what’s going on....
being multifandom sucks because I’ll see a post talking about Peter and I’m like: peter pevensie??? peter parker??? peter pettigrew??? Peter Pan??? simon peter chosen disciple of our lord Jesus Christ??? op you’re gonna have to be more specific
dropped my phone & said “yargh” instinctively and in a pirate voice perfectly.. day by day I become more weddable
OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK
OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
OCTOBER IS TOMORROW
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TIME FOR GHOSTS TIME FOR GHOSTS TIME FOR GHOSTS
I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.
Yup, preventing abortion by giving abortions. Makes sense!
No you fucking crusty nutsack giving people the education and the tools to not become pregnant in the first fucking place
One of my Christian friends made a Facebook post about how PP gave her tons of resources when she was trying to get pregnant and people were actually genuinely shocked that they provided such resources; they had fully bought into the idea that PP is just an “abortion factory”. The misinformation that’s been spread about PP is unreal.
gosh it’s almost like Planned Parenthood will help you plan for parenthood
“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought
I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.
Bitch you are the captain of a starship for the USS Enterprise what the fuck do you mean
gay is in fact the gender that i want people to percieve me as
i want people to look at me and go 'oh i have no idea what you are but you're definitely a homosexual'
(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please
if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know
- a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going
- wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that
- they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not
- a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting
- a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed
- if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now
- young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it
- letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day
I wanna know who did this research.
well, i did!
in the interest of science, have tested & can confirm
people surprised we domesticated wolves apperantly dont realize we were made for each other, like two halves of one larger dork organism
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….
In case anyone was worried about this little guy
Thank you, I was :D
armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby
adult toy store employees when they go around to make sure all the products work: vibe check
I got drunk and I just want y’all to know. It is NEVER okay to like someone. Like Romantically
thanks man
just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard
Leave the mall santas alone






