Good Vibes

I wish the world was as comfortable and safe as animal crossing 

my friend got banned so posting on his behalf

Tolkien would be proud :).

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meirl

me irl

Sloths are pretty cute but they’d be hella scary if they where fast

When you try to be nice, but the person is to greedy

Consider a challenge that you’re currently facing. Underneath the pain, how are you growing from it? What could the universe be trying to teach you?

me the 3rd time I’ve gone up to this guys hotel room to ask him to stop vaping because it’s setting off the fire alarm because the clouds are so thick it’s disrupting the sensors and he answers the door all freaked out and jumpy and I have to go in and look around and make sure there isn’t actually a fire only to find that the curtain rod is broken and the closet shelf is broken and the sheets are tied into ropes and when I asked him about it he admitted to me that he did a lil meth and decided to try autoerotic asphyxiation but nothing was sturdy enough and to please not tell his boss because he was in town for job training and they’re paying for his room:

I’m sorry what

Working at a hotel is just Like That

Rick Riordan finally snapped and released emails he sent to The Lightning Thief movie makers….

I can’t stop laughing

It was bad but at least it introduced me to it and I liked the concept enough to read it.

Lmfaoooooo he said “there’s one thing we can agree on: it needs help”

😂😂😂😂

“It totally sucks” is a great review for a vaccuum cleaner.

people who spell ‘um’ as ‘uhm’ cannot be trusted

uhm

yes hello bastard do you need something clarified