“We often want it so badly that we ruin it before it begins. Overthinking. Fantasizing. Imagining. Expecting. Worrying. Doubting. Just let it naturally evolve”
— Unknown
being a teenage girl at the moment is like. i am nowhere near as sexy as my fellow brethen. i'm living on a planet that's on fire. i am literally the hottest person alive i need to finish this essay i need to watch this hour long youtube video. i am filled with the need to disappear. i want to be a summer breeze i need to be a millionaire by the time i'm 20 why do i exist. i am going to die if i don't listen to phoebe bridgers right now. where is my soft toy from when i was five years old i want to cry for the next month. when will i have time to travel. i need to delete social media i will end myself if my phone is not surgically attached to my hand at all times i'm a wanderess i'm a one night stand don't belong to no city don't belong to no man. maybe i should just marry rich i can be a housewife
i used to light you up, now i can't even get you to play the drums
jenny holzer / the goldfinch (2019) / lauren aquilina / x / taylor swift / angela deane / lucy dacus / holly warburton / phoebe bridgers
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.
stylinsonxhealy
1 billion dollars and all you’d have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. That’s it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE I’LL FUCKIN DO THAT. THAT’S THE DREAM, THAT’S FUCKIN HEAVEN.
ginnymcqueen
And I’m over here doin’ it for free like a fucking asshole.
I almost spat my drink out all over my screen when I read that last comment
being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i have so little in control. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??
kakashi smile.
The warmest and cutest smile in anime, you can't change my mind 🥰
why does every fanfic with y/n have to be about romance. maybe i just want to be coworkers at taco bell with dio. take an accounting class with kakashi. these men are not dateable but could provide entertainment value in other facets of life
depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...
kingofthebouncycastle13
The music in water levels:
twilight–princess
The music in snowy levels:
Don’t forget the desert levels
The haunted house level:
a witch and a prosecutor
I cannot say I am a villain or a heroic tale
I am a product of a troubled man
and trouble is all I’ve seen
and at the hands of men, I am molded
bent, twisted, and warped into pieces,
with shouts and howls of the wolves,
standing with their teeth bared
and circling me like a prey
I have carried all those pieces
they fit me like a puzzle,
each different than the other
and like many times before, I stand accused
at the hands of the same men
as they chant “witch! witch! witch!”
I stand on trial, tied to a stake
there’s an uproar, a disturbance in the crowd
I hear the murmurs, the silent whispers
“she cursed me”
“I heard she’s a killer”
one cried out “she’s godless”
“she put a spell on me” shouted the other
my judge and jury hold a flaming torch
the decision has already been made
tip-toeing closer, with their guarded steps
frightened of a worn out witch?
amused, I watch—as I have watched this
many times before, don’t you know?
the torch you hold to set me on fire
I handed it to you long ago, it obeys me
I am its master, and its will is mine
I command the wind to turn into a storm
and for the torch to put out the flames
obedient as ever, like a piece of me
it betrays your hands, my accuser
the crowd gasps and the day turns to night
I see the men accusing me of their crimes
perhaps my existence brings them comfort
it’s convenient to accuse and blame
and to say there is one that defines evil
I’m just a simple man, and she’s a witch.
- Mumeeza
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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol