Me about my real life that i live: omg the narrative…
if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
They should invent a job that i actually want to do
“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you
im letting the days go by and i dont even have a beautiful house or a beautiful wife
listening to music with headphones is so awesome especially when it shoots straight into your brain and you can pick out all its little layers like sandwich ingredients
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
they should invent shorts that fit people who have bodies
Life's not fair, i should be paid for existing and reading books
in my healing era (listens to music more than half the day)
at least there’s fucking friends. at least there’s people who love you in this godforsaken world
"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess