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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

This website truly is bizarre

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“I like weird sex. I like bad drugs. I’m a very complicated person.” “Bullshit. Bullshit. You like pancakes and waffles and you kiss guys on molly.”

Arian Moayed as Stewy Hosseini in Succession season 4 episode 10 “With Open Eyes” (2023) dir. Mark Mylod

I can imagine that when Jason comes back from the dead and he finds himself patrolling Gotham at night as Red Hood (filling in for someone or just for kicks you pick)

And he notices an old bicycle right by where he used to live. It seems familiar for some reason so Jason goes to take a closer look, just to realise it was actually his bike from before Bruce took him in.

He follows its owner around, realising that the owner was a broke college kid who lived on the streets and so he pays for a small apartment (Gotham apartments are ridiculously cheap) and says that the only way the boy can pay him back is by continuing with his education.

And then he keeps doing it for more orphans trying to get off the street and have a good life.

But then they start wanting to help him.

Cue him arguing with Dick about how they’re so adamant and stubborn on protecting and helping him and he keeps trying not to involve them but they’re not taking no for an answer.

And Dick’s smiling, he has an evil glint in his eyes before saying : Do you not realise who you sound like rn?

Jason:…son of a bitch. I’m Bruce.

Cuz lets be honest Bruce wanted to help them he never actively wanted to put them in danger as Robin.

And Jason finally gets closure as he truly understands how Tim became robin.

And now, the kids Jason has adopted helped are not vigilantes (thankfully)

But that doesn’t stop them from finding an injured bird in the street and dragging their ass back to their house and patching them up before lecturing them and calling red hood to pick his family up.

this is peak Craigslist

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

Just so you guys know.

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cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

I’ve seen this ad, but i can finally rest knowing what happened.

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Soap was once put in a tank with Ghost, Gaz, and Roach. He immediately became mad with power and ran over cars and rammed into wooden posts just because he could. When Price finally got them all out, he demanded to know why none of the others didn't do anything.

Apparently he was laughing like a lunatic the whole time and they were too scared/entertained to do anything.

That's the last time Soap ever drove a tank.

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This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

i’m all for peter being portrayed as a teenager bc that’s just classic spidey, and if you prefer him being portrayed as a teenager that’s fine we all have preferences. my only issue with it is that people who only watch the spidey films and don’t read the comics are really missing out on some good adult peter moments. like right now in the comics peter parker is around 30 years old and watching him interact with younger superheroes is really heart-warming, because he’s been there and he gets how hard it can be, he feels responsible for these kids

and then there’s the renew your vows comic where he’s an actual dad married to mary jane, and they have a daughter who’s named annie may. and that series is full of really fun stories, plus it’s interesting to see how peter juggles being spidey and being a dad/husband and how those two things intertwine, also the dad jokes are endless

teenage peter parker is a timeless version, but that version is shown so much (especially in film) that it seems like a lot of spidey fans feel like adult peter wouldn’t be as good or true to his character which just isn’t true, so if you’re ignoring the adult version of peter parker then you’re seriously missing out on great character development/stories that show peter’s journey and his character more than anything

Anonymous asked:

What’s the best in-universe viral video/meme of each batfam member?? (In or out of costume haha). Also just thanks for your wonderful content!!

  • Nightwing trying to backflip off a wall but kicking a hole through it instead
  • Steph decorating a drip cake but it won't stop dripping
  • Orphan dropping a ping pong ball off a skyscraper and getting it into a cup on the ground but the part that goes viral is her victory dance that involves snapping a batarang over her knee
  • Bruce making a grossed-out expression in the background of Lex Luthor's red carpet interview
  • Damian's animal grooming ASMR being interrupted by Bat-Cow ripping a loud one
  • Selina sticking a straw in a gallon of milk and sipping it on the bus while wearing a 2000s polyester tracksuit with sunglasses
  • Oracle pretending to be a member of Anonymous
  • Carrie's skit where she pretends to be the Rogues in grad school, specifically the part about the "PhD to Arkham pipeline"
  • Alfred: "I will be your tour guide to Wayne Manor" *crashing in the background* "Excuse me for just one moment"
  • Cullen reading questionable Ao3 tags in the voices of the characters in the fic
  • Batwoman bench pressing a GCPD officer
  • Red Hood reciting Hamlet to the tune of Hallelujah
  • Duke buying a label maker and labeling people without them noticing, especially when he labels Bruce as "Not FDA-approved"
  • Bluebird installing a tire swing only to have Killer Croc immediately swallow it
  • Tim verbally tearing a Senator apart before dabbing
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