All these articles like “Why the writers strike needs to happen” “Why the writers strike is important” “why you should support the writer’s strike”
My brother in capitalism you had me at strike
I respect the brand coherence hustle but the new google authenticator logo 100% looks like a butthole
old logo: clear lock motif. some kind of rivets suggest security or sturdiness. (possibly a bank vault?) discerning viewers may also notice that it resembles a G in tasteful reference to The Goog
new logo: It's A Butt Hole
those moments in au fics when you finally figure out how the author is reinterpreting a specific canon event and you basically go ‘oh snap that’s brilliant’ for five minutes straight
No offense but where are the male porn bots
..and where are all the gods?
where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?
Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need
I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥
Can someone PLEASE answer my question
So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom
It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education
602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡
and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up
make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll
So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇
I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
BEFORE WRITING: Oh, this fic idea is so cute, and it won't take any time at all! WHILE WRITING: Oh...oh, no...I Underestimated this. Again.
An homage to Toguchin and they’re wonderful new Hellcheer game!
Get ready Hellcheers....Four months in the making.
It's time. : )
weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.
56 for the Spotify game, please!
Turn right at the 7th bathroom then a left at my laser car You can ride my purebred stallion; if you hit my moat you've gone too far Take an upside down left at the M.C. Escher stairs Okay, you're almost halfway there! Mansion Party by Ninja Sex Party
"Eddie, it's really, really great to see you again, but..." She goes to pick at the ends of her sweater sleeves, a nervous fidget she's never been able to kick since high school, but her hands are still holding the giant bouquet of custom bred rainbow roses. She settles for spinning the bouquet back and forth slightly, watching the colours swirl together. "I feel like-"
Eddie, sitting across from her on the plush leather couch, wearing a custom made recreation of the suit worn by fictional character Jareth, the Goblin King, as played by David Bowie, from the 1986 feature film Labyrinth, remade in cloth-of-gold and genuine Swarovski crystal sequins, rests a cheek against his knuckles and gives her a wide, sly grin. "Feel like what, babe?" he asks. "Say the word and its yours."
AU, 5 years later, Eddie and Chrissy // I will find you again (part 2 / part 1)
They talked, hours passing by as they exchanged stories about each other’s life during these 5 lost years, scratching at the surface but not digging too deep. Not yet. But it was enough for Chrissy to feel that familiar -and craved- warmth all over again. No matter the time or how much monthes had passed, spending again times with Eddie felt like coming back home, like new and old wrapped up in their simple words and laughs, like being seen and heard all at once… In that moment, Chrissy felt impossibly vulnerable again, all of her long and protective work of 5 years dashed against the rocks of his genuine smile. Vulnerable. But safe…
you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.
Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.
Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...
special delivery for @soffies!!!
blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.