clown sparkle for my wife :3ccc ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
as of today it has been one length of homestuck since homestuck ended (4/13/2009 -> 4/13/2016, 4/13/2016 -> 4/13/2023)
homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”
mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’
“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”
“shit. let’s be santa”
“Strider fuck off, and by fuck off I mean fuck off right back over here you insufferable prick.”
“i’m 13 u egg”
“Well shit. That’s a hell of a mystery. No one thought was a mystery. And didn’t even really need solving. But damn if it didn’t just get solved. So nice work.”
“Oh, ha ha! If smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon. The crowd goes wild with dismay, and then commits mass suicide.”
“Dave are you talking through the little foam ass again?” “Sorry I can’t hear you through the little foam ass.”
“the thing about penis ouija is you can never be sure who drew the dicks
was it you or me or maybe a ghooooooost?”
Man, being blind is dumb, can I like grope you or something to get up to date on your appearance, would that be weird?
“PUT THOSE EYEBROWS BACK DOWN BEFORE MY HOT ACID RAGE BREATH BURNS THEM OFF”
“Shucks!!!!!” “Hey, I’m upset about it too, but let’s watch the fucking language.”
“Yes. It has been mysteriously localized to my middle finger. Could the dark magics be at work AGAIN?! “
Can anyone find me that one vintage-looking art piece of a beetle painting in a field? Not a painting of a beetle but the beetle itself is painting on a canvas and easel. I’ve been looking for days!
Is it this one? I couldn’t find any more information about it, apologies! It’s very cute though.
Omg you found it! Thank you so much!! 🪲💕💕
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haaate having to swim up this waterfall why don't we just go somewhere else 😭 at least it's smooth sailing afterwards, thank Guppy for that 🙏 1310 notes
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not a fan of doxxing but pretty sure i just found @/salmon's river lol
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#teddi reblogs #panda don't look
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theyre doing experiments on baby seals on the easiest ways to make them cry. so far taking away their happy meal toy is working the best
this is a jade appreciation post
i love jade harley
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possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖
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as someone who was deep in the pits of undertale amino hell in like…. 2016/2017/early 2018. the fact that kids on undertale tik tok suddenly think shipping sans x sans au is wrong is so jarring to me. that shit was our bread and butter for years and years. blueberry x underfell, ink x error, etc etc etc. that shit is your HISTORY. respect your fucking elders.
current favorite detail about humans is that for people who have problems swallowing pills, it is real and logical medical advice to wrap your meds up in food before swallowing. just like you would trick a dog into swallowing a pill. i love that
⌕ jojo’s bizarre adventure - narciso anasui.
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