Me at the person i just put 40 leeches on
Stop being funnier than me

Stop being funnier than me
I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
They’re working hard to give you the same wooden chair DIY that you’ve had for a while.
oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.
this. this is it.
this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its title
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“oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words”
mixed media on paper
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Surely you didn’t think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father’s name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!
TOM RIDDLE in HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS (2002)