“nobody fucking helps me in this house”

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

USA Problem #68

coming home from a long day of work to find out that your house has been replaced by a Starbucks

Reblog in 40 seconds and you will be put on the path to achieve your dreams and find your fortune

WELP.

Can’t hurt.

Bet

I’ve been rolling in the dough lately so it seems like these things are working 🙏🏻

No they literally work

I reblogged this the other day and literally got a settlement check from an old job. like LMAO ?????????????????????????? 

i’ve got nothing to lose lol

hey guys haiku bot is fucking cancelled

Hey so is this blatant transphobia and overall shittiness gonna just be completely ignored while everyone continues to completely idolize haiku-robot  

Hey everyone the creator apologized, check the blog

the creator “apologised” and was sorry that people got offended

When you make a joke about offending people and them getting triggered off of it and they get triggered by it.

don’t you read the strand?

this weed has literally changed my life 🙏🏻

Only in the UK would you find this lack of disorder

bring imperialist catholic war dogs back in 2017

You ask a girl for her phone number

You roll a 20. You get her social security number.

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so I’ve decided I’m going on a diet where every time I’m hungry instead of eating I smoke weed

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I found the most amazing thing at a thrift store today

This guy!  He was only 59 cents which was so worth finding out what exactly it was

He looks like a new friend to me

more potential new friends!

!!!!!!

he came with this package I wasn’t sure what to expect

I definitely didn’t expect 2 of the tiniest glowsticks

tiny glowsticks for a tiny rave

so I figured out you’re supposed to put the glowsticks inside him

cute friend

best friend

@dftba99