knowing now that iskall knew it was joel the whole time makes it so much better, and also explains the obsession he has now. he saw joel enacting psychological prank warfare against etho and was immediately enamoured. like recognizing like. two agents of chaos.
does this mean etho can be cuteguy now
yes
I think I draw too much of him... I should really stop lol
i just wanted to draw him being pretty lol
[grian voice] not too fond of gay people
The man who went 2-0 with Geminislay
boat boys but they r tragic and knights fighting against each other in a war,,,both being crushed by the weight of their legacies,,,,,save me knight boat boys
I’m just trynna break bones in the pit!
cubefan135
making a silly little joke on day 1 of a hermitcraft season is so dangerous bc now there's a salmon mafia
It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
So you're telling me that Scar naturally got the permit for sand, giving him the coveted monopoly, and didn't even want it anymore, whereas Grian has wound up with the permit for red sand and does actually want to use it. Red sand. Red. Meanwhile the end of third life involved Grian killing Scar and staining the sand with his blood following a conflict fuelled by a hopeless monopoly. And it's still following them years after the actual murder. And I'm supposed to be normal about this how exactly
YOU
SICK
FREAK
cleo reacts to joel’s new glow ink store (VOD)
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(A clip from Zombiecleo's livestream on Hermitcraft 10: Cleo is flying around and spots Joel's ink shop. She is the only person who speaks in the video.)
This is new. It's pretty. ...Is this Joel? This feels like Joel.
(They land and read the shop sign)
(Reading sign) "Glow with the flow" This is Joel!
(She walks up to the shop and looks through the glass at an armor stand glow squid)
(Incredulous silence)
Joel, you're my favorite person. You're absolutely, a hundred percent my favorite person. Joel, Joel, Joel.. (Clapping excitedly) Joel! You're wonderful and beautiful, and, um, I'm—
(They step back and open the shop barrel)
How can I not buy his ink? Like.. (They run away from the shop) I need to buy it, I'm— Mm!!!! People are using the book! (In a singsong voice) They're using the book!
(Cut to Cleo with the ink barrel open)
So, if I just take the top stack... (She takes all 9 stacks of glow squid ink from the top row of the barrel) and go.. bwooop! (They leave 18 diamonds in the barrel, then close it)
I'm so proud of you, Joel. Like, this j— y— You made my heart happy, like... (Looking at the armor stand squid) this is— s— ahh!!! Armor stand buddies!
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Something sooooo fascinating about how so many hermits are choosing “punk” themes this season, in the same season Grian is running this bureaucracy system that’s already starting to annoy people with its intentional convoluted nature to get him out of doing work. It’s not common that base design ideas influence “roleplay” on hermitcraft at all, but… They’re punks… Of many flavors… They should… Fight the system…
Obsessed with Joel's contrast to Scar's sad wet cat reaction to being put on hold
