One day, for reasons yet unknown, you will be confronted with a little plastic man with a blue nose and a pink wig.
Thank you for the heads up! I will be sure to boop his nose for you!
In a year or two, you will be confronted with a little plastic man with red hair and a yellow nose.
You will remember it forever, for reasons yet unknown.
Shall I make that one a cup of instant ramen?
In three or four years, you will be greeted by a little pink man with a purple nose and a black wig. You will remember it for all eternity, for reasons yet unknown.
Ah yes! I already met them at the library! I was wondering what that was about!
In five or six years, you will be informed that you have been visited by many little pink men with brown hair and brown wigs in many different locations over the course of many decades. These pink men will appear to you at various times and places. They will tell you about strange events that happened to them long ago. Sometimes they will appear to you in dreams. Sometimes they appear to you in your daydreams, or when you’re awake but thinking very hard about one subject. This is all normal, and you will live a normal human life. The pink men will ask you a question: “Did you boop that little purple guy’s nose?” Sometimes, because you will not always remember, you will answer “No” and they will frown, but this does not bother you as it is normal. Occasionally, however, you will answer “Yes.” On these occasions, they will frown a lot, and you will remember what you have done. You will have to pay the price.
Well, that’s not ominous at all, Frank.
You’re going to be confronted by a pink man with red hair and a yellow nose.
Ok great! I'm going to make him some cocoa!
How is he with touch? Can I hug him too?







