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@irisyoudstop

Heyo, Iris here, this blog is just full of shit, sometimes a lil' bit of art fart but otherwise it's lame. I don't post NSFW b/c I'm still a lil' high schooler so deal with it bro.
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WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

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….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

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it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

I was getting a political compass vibe too

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

This works better than I thought it would.

This was in my senior project

I’m not sorry.

EIGHT MEME COMBO

FATALITY

We have officially created a new language 

I just had to do it to em

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

M E M E T E N

OwO?

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W o w

You know I had to

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

THIRTEEN!?

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

well i added my contribution : )

why—

IM SCREAMING

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

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In the midst of this Kyoto Tower event, here are some canon BKDK things to warm us up for the final stretch:

Kacchan has voluntarily cried in front of Deku and only Deku on at least 3 separate occasions.

In fact, Deku is the only person Kacchan ever vents to and expresses his feelings to. He obviously isn’t open about it, but he trusts Deku.

To go hand-in-hand with that, Kacchan was the first person Deku thought of to tell his secret to. Like, over his own mother. Kacchan always seems to be the first person he thinks about when it comes to the most important things.

Reminder: After Deku saved Kacchan from the sludge monster, Kacchan did not “bully” him ever again. (He even said “you can’t work with your friends?” when he was sitting next to Deku during the meetup of students that were about to take the first phase of the exams to get into UA. He referred to Deku as his friend, even though he was mad that he “couldn’t crush him” in the competition lol.) So they were on civil terms until Kacchan discovered that Deku had a quirk. He was angry and offended that Deku never told him. Then he thought Deku was keeping it secret from him for foul reasons, like to make a fool out of him and stuff. False accusations out of anger aside, Kacchan just felt excluded from something so important to Deku’s life.

Anyway, the first opening theme song features them in cherry blossoms that bloom as they grow older, which shows that their relationship will only improve over time 🌸 It also included jagged lines between them to symbolize that they will smooth out their rough patches in the future and bloom into something beautiful. All great Hero Duos start somewhere, and some of them have rough beginnings. 

Splitting hairs a bit here, but the second ending theme song has them together too! Even on the beach! Kacchan is running after Deku and it’s kinda cute.

The third opening theme song features characters self-reflecting, but Kacchan is only thinkin’ about Deku. ;) 

The third ending theme song canonly features lyrics that reflect Deku’s feelings toward Kacchan. Includes lines like “When I look into your eyes, I can run too” and “After all, you’re my hero” and these lines are sung when Kacchan and Deku look at each other and work together. 🧡💚

The fourth opening theme song features Deku thinking about Bakugou and it’s snowing - which symbolizes great loss of someone you love and is precious to you because you couldn’t save them, etc. It’s a romantic symbolization too! 

DEKU WOULD RATHER LOSE HIS ARMS THAN LET DANGER HARM KACCHAN??? That boy had broken bones and multiple injuries and he ran through a forest of top notch enemies SCREAMING and FIGHTING till the bitter end because he wanted to save Kacchan. He showed his protective side and CRIED IN ABSOLUTE AGONY when Kacchan was abducted.

Also hi he took a 3rd degree burn to the arm from Dabi in his attempts to save Kacchan. BOI– 

Deku also broke a giant chunk of rules to go rescue Kacchan from All For One. He was the one who thought of the plan that ultimately saved Kacchan too - and he succeeded because he knows Kacchan best.

The fourth ending theme song has Kacchan and Deku standing next to each other and stargazing while the song is literally screaming “I love you” over and over again.

They understand each other without having to use any words. Deku has understood Bakugou when the other students would have no idea what he’s doing lol for example, when Mineta didn’t know why Bakugou was being rude to the other class, Deku said “This is Kacchan in his neutral mode” and then proceeded to think ‘Kacchan is backing himself into a corner’. No one else would’ve known that. Then there was the time when Ochaco had to fight Bakugou in the tournament. Iida was like “He might go on easy on a girl right?” and Deku instantly said “Nope.” Sorry but Deku just knows Kacchan and everyone else is just guessing. 

The other way around exists too. Kacchan understands Deku way more than people give him credit for. For example, when Deku was crying over All Might losing One For All, Kacchan was the ONLY ONE IN THAT ENTIRE CROWD OF CHEERING PEOPLE looking at Deku with such a SOFT, understanding, yet concerned expression. He knew something was very wrong just by looking at Deku cry. He knows Deku’s cries. 

Deku greatly admires Kacchan (ever since they were kids - even before his quirk manifested) and even though All Might helps motivate him, Kacchan is ultimately his reason to ACT. Deku jumped into action when it came to Kacchan’s safety more than once! He has also canonly told Kacchan “You are even closer to me than All Might”. Also, if he hadn’t risked his life to save Kacchan from the sludge monster, All Might probably wouldn’t have seen Deku’s potential and chosen him when he did! 

No matter who talks trash about Kacchan, Deku always defends him. He even corrected Ochaco when she referred to Kacchan as his bully. Deku has always referred to Kacchan as his childhood friend, and so has Hori. 

Deku has physically stared at Kacchan in admiration and awe multiple times. 

Their compatibility won against All Might. Together, they make up for what the other half lacks. They complete each other and even All Might encourages their potential. They are two sides of the same coin. Win and Rescue.

Half of the fifth opening theme song is literally about Kacchan and Deku coming together with All Might as their stitching. 

Kacchan VS Deku Part 2, nuff said. “Your sheer amazingness was so brilliant to me, it was blinding!” “The only one that can receive Kacchan’s feelings IS ME!” 

They have a song from the official BNHA soundtrack titled “Katsuki and Izuku” so that’s like 2 entire canon songs specifically for the Wonder Duo.

Lots of official art and Hori sketches feature Kacchan and Deku together or together with All Might. ❤️ Yeah, they’re the main characters, but the story is also about them growing together as a unit and becoming the ultimate team!

Deku has been studying Kacchan and his abilities ever since they were kids. He has memorized his movements, battle tactics, and behavior. That’s pretty damn good dedication to his bae. 

On top of that, Deku uses Kacchan as reference for his own hero work. On more than one occasion, he has imitated Kacchan for the sake of his own self improvement and his moves and fighting style, etc. This method got him first place in the tournament race, not to mention it got Deku, Froppy, and Mineta out of the shipwreck situation during the time the League of Villains first attacked UA. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery!

Kacchan was only mad about that because he felt left behind by Deku again.

Deku calls him “Kacchan” for fuck’s sake and Kacchan allows it and not once has he ever fought against it or thought it was annoying in the canon storyline. Bonus: He literally doesn’t let anyone else call him that because he hates when others do that. It’s only exclusive to Deku. 

Kacchan essentially gave Deku his hero name. Ochaco sorta helped Deku decide to pick it, but the overall name was chosen by and given to Deku from Kacchan. That’s kind of a big deal. (Kacchan will probably make his nickname into his hero name as well, because of his connection with Deku.)

Literally every character wants them to resolve their differences and just be together. Ochaco has encouraged Bakugou to be friends with Deku again, Kirishima has asked Bakugou if he’s friends with Deku and he didn’t deny it, Aizawa said Kacchan and Deku’s presence uplifts the spirits of the class, and All Might has called them “proper rivals” and so on. They all support it.

Kacchan wouldn’t come to the pool until Kirishima told him that Deku was there.

Kacchan didn’t have an interest to team up with anyone in the second tournament event until Kirishima mentioned going after Deku’s headband. 

Kacchan saved Deku from the Warp Dude ™ without hesitation.

Kacchan protected Deku during their fight with All Might. He took a blow (multiple blows actually) from All Might without batting an eye. That’s more than taking a bullet for someone bro. (These two tend to take a lot of hits for each other.)

Speaking of that episode, can we take note of the fact that Deku was more insulted by the fact that his “IMAGE OF VICTORY” (yes that is what he canonly calls Bakugou!!!!!!) was thinking about quitting over the fact that Kacchan tried to insult him and push him away during that battle???

Can we also talk about how Deku nearly had a broken back and his ass STILL went back to save Kacchan from All Might?? He held Bakugou in his arms– Deku always hurls himself into action when it comes to being Kacchan’s hero! 

Also, Kacchan pinned Deku to the wall. And, uh, pulled him in really fucking close - like almost lips to lips - before he threw him to the escape gate lmao

Okay, I’m being silly now, but you get my point.

They are always concerned with each other’s progress to the point where it’s second nature to them. They compare their successes and failures with one another’s. Deku and Kacchan are so fixated on each other that it’s impossible to ignore that elephant in the room (even with writing certain fanfiction! That is, if you’re sticking to canon of course.) Their lives deeply integrate with one another’s and no amount of antis can change that.

Feel free to add more because this is all I can think of from the top of my head! 🧡💚🥕

Wow…just wow. This is the ultimate compilation of all their canon moments <3 Incredible work!

this is important. not because I think it’s the ultimate ship ( okay it is my otp yeah) but to show that they are not abusive and have canon moments. thanks

I’m… actually crying. So with blurry vision and sniffling sounds, I needed to reblog this.

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gaiomon

Friendly reminder to assume that all my OCs are Bisexual unless explicitly stated otherwise.

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Do NOT log in on Tumblr on Dec 17th!

As you all know tomorrow Tumblrs new policies will be enforced and there’s the “Log Off Protest” going on.

Do NOT log in for the entirety of tomorrow! (German Time: 6am Monday - 6amTuesday)

This way we peacefully protest against tumblr’s censoring and take valuable ad revenue away from them!

Due to this, Friend Todoroki will update on TAPAS tomorrow, after Patrons will receive it later today. Then the update will follow on Tuesday, as we will not log in on Dec. 17th and we recommend everyone to do the same. 

Let’s just hope that this chaos with tumblr and its behaviour towards us users and content creators will improve at SOME point.

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bookcub

Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

very good content

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

Wanna use these soooo bad

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Are straight white people okay????

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

I thought it was the same person ngl.

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

THERE’S AN UPDATE

Stephanie is a true hero.

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

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t-chan

This is a better story than 90% of the stuff on TV

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Important for anyone, nsfw or sfw too

For the *extra* anxious; export your blog!

Whether or not you end up needing it, you can have it all in one handy dandy file.

Okay, regardless of ANYTHING else, this is an amazing tool.

I’m considering using this at the beginning of the year just to have a nifty little archive of everything I’ve done since starting the blog.

…might actually just go ahead and do this anyway…

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Played Deltarune finally and holy shit..that ending bro...The game was so epic and I can’t fucking wait for Chapter 2

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Come on guys, he’s trying

(I’d link my commissions post but this wouldn’t show up in the tags if I did)

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same energy

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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.

Jim Carrey Grinch scared me as a child so he did a great fucking job. It was only towards the end of the movie did I find him more like able. Now as a young adult I find his distaste for socializing very relatable.

2018 Grinch ain’t got shit on him.

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I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

They’re so happy to have pumpkin! Yes! Be happy my cute child!!