It's a party

My wife

falin my beloved scrunkle who can do no wrong <3

a dungeon! a delicious one no less!

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

i need her

white girl

save me white girl

THIS POST IS ABOUT

FALIN DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON

I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

#I firmly believe that if you offered laios the chance to instantly magically become a woman#He would excitedly ask if he could be an orc or troll or beastwoman#And then when you say it's human to human he'd lose all interest and not understand what the point would be then - by @onwardmotley

Another Legend of Zelda species info sheet! This time it’s one of my faves: the Zora! It was fun trying to compile all the lore throughout the timelines 🐬 All of this is, as always, elaborating on canon with some sprinkles of my own lore ✌️

Featuring Princess Ruto & random River Zora (slide 1), Queen Rutela and Prince Ralis & Zora Link (slide 2). Fun fact: Zora Link’s design is based on a Mahi-mahi fish!

What species next? Rito or Sheikah?

we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

Reblog with your score

HOW?

the mad sorcerer

THE SONG BURNING IN THE EMBERS ❖ peruere vs. crucabena

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else